Captain Scarlet (PS2) - Too Many Giraffes
3Ladies and Gents, do you hear that? That horrible sound of dark, mysterious voice telling the world of their plans to murder/destroy someone or something? Yes the Mysterons gave us all the willies when we were younger, and yet somehow, their threat in this flaming hot pile of poop is relegated to nothing more than cars with weapons. Yes it is time to do a deep, deep dive into the world of Captain Scarlet on the PlayStation 2. Yet another game from perennial publishers of such tosh, Blast, Captain Scarlet takes your childhood and flushes it down the loo. With an astonishing choice of 2 whole vehicles (yes, sit down before you fall over with excitement) and a whole lotta driving and shooting, there really is nothing else in this game. Objectives range from literally completing the worlds longest test track, to escorting suicidal VIPs, through to blowing up a certain number of Mysteron cars. That's it. Coupled with some of the worst floaty feeling physics for a driving game ever, and you can see why we have issues stopping the cars from smashing into the scenery at 180 giraffes. Too many indeed. This might be the worst PlayStation 2 game of all time, so sit back, relax and enjoy as we rip it apart!
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Chapters
00:00 - Another Hideously Long Intro
06:44 - We Complete the Game
09:11 - The Test Course
14:25 - Shooty Times
19:45 - The Suicidal VIP
27:50 - Into the Mountains
33:52 - The S.P.V Appears
38:09 - Into the Mountains. Again!
43:15 - MARS. ISN'T. BROWN.
55:05 - A Tunnel Briefly
56:29 - Outro
Title: Captain Scarlet (PS2) - Too Many Giraffes
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