Defeats of my Favorite Video Game Villains Part XI
Villains’ Quotes:
“Yes! Craftworld is a land of Uproar now! Every fear, every nightmare, will become reality! Oh, this is going to be FUN!” -Vex
“Ah, my rosy-cheeked new employees. I'm not going to lie we're all here to make a buck. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up each morning. My father, rest his soul, was a diamond miner. Got up at the crack of dawn, smoked a cigarette and down into the earth he went. For that wonderful, wonderful man, the company was God. I bring that same reverence to my humble business here. And I expect all of you to do the same. Now there are only three company rules you have to follow. First, protect my product. You can f**k them boys, but be gentle. Second, kill any native on sight. And, finally, all profits go to me. I'm an understanding boss, but if you break any one of these rules... I roast you in the furnace until your skin crackles like chicken. Right enough talk. Those savages want to destroy my life's work. My pride and joy. Show them we mean business.” -Hoyt Volker
“I came after the Coopers to prove that Le Paradox is the greatest thief who has ever lived! Is there any doubt?” -Cyrille Le Paradox
“Don't make me kill you. You can't win. Why do you keep fighting?” -Phin Mason/The Tinkerer
“That's right! It's me. Bet you thought you took me out. Well no one gets away from the Toppat Clan.” -Right Hand Man
“SAMUS! Such a miserable and helpless little girl! Your existence is like a bad dream! I WILL ERASE YOU FROM THIS AND EVERY WORLD!” -Ridley
“Now that I'm here, let's get this party started! Welcome to MY Underworld, Pitty Pat! And you too, Pretty Palutena! So this little angel took down big, bad Medusa all by himself? What an accomplishment! Goodness, you should put this on your resume. But before you do, you should know that I whipped up that Medusa especially for you. Add a pinch of memories to a ton of souls. Put them in a blender and hit frappe! Her thirst for revenge was so great it seemed a shame to let it go to waste. Oh Pretty Palutena...you must have done a real number on her. But she's old news, and old news bores me. We must look to the future, and that future is me; the true leader of the Underworld! Next to me, little miss Medusa is going to look like a sweet, cuddly bunny! I must bid you adieu.” -Hades
“I hope no one looks at my plan's while I'm sleeping!” -Dr. T
“....” -Dr. Fetus
“Beware! I hunger!” -Galactus
Song: DragonForce - Judgement Day
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