Johnny Lawrence Sings A Song (Cobra Kai Parody)
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Thanks to KingHenryTheEtch for this one.
Stream the song here - https://open.spotify.com/track/7abRgIdvWsa6vYuRVRvimA?si=NzDR8PoFRyGKpm2zvWx3_Q
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Here's the lyrics -
JOHNNY - COBRA KAI
STRIKE FIRST, GO PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH BEFORE HE SPEAKS
STRIKE HARD, NOW FORM A SOLID FIST OR YOU'LL BE WEAK
LET'S GO! I'LL HAVE YOU BREAKING NOSES IN A WEEK
DON'T CRY, I'M GONNA MAKE A MAN OUT OF THIS GEEK
STRIKE FIRST, GO PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH BEFORE HE SPEAKS
STRIKE HARD, NOW FORM A SOLID FIST OR YOU'LL BE WEAK
LET'S GO! I'LL HAVE YOU BREAKING NOSES IN A WEEK
DON'T CRY, I'M GONNA MAKE A MAN OUT OF THIS GEEK
I'M LIVING WITH THE MEMORY OF LOSS IN 84
I SHOULD ‘A WON LARUSSO THREW A KICK AND DROPPED ME TO THE PADDED FLOOR
MY CONFIDENCE OBLITERATED, NOT THE MAN I WAS BEFORE
I'LL HANG THIS STUPID TELEVISION JUST TO HIT THE LIQUOR STORE
MY ADVERSARY HIT IT BIG, THAT SLIMY SALESMAN SUPERSTAR
AND AS IF IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE, HIS DAUGHTER HIT MY SUPERCAR
MY LIFE IS DONE, DON'T SEE MY SON, THESE DADDY ISSUES LEFT A SCAR
I'LL LEND THIS WEEDY KID A HAND, LET'S TEACH THESE BULLIES HOW TO SPAR
THE WORLD ASSUMED I'D GIVEN UP, I'LL PROVE EM WRONG I GUARANTEE
I'M BRINGING BACK THE COBRA KAI SO SCREW YOUR LITTLE BONSAI TREE
THIS KID'S A FIGHTER JUST LIKE ME, I'LL TEACH HIM KICKS AND HOW TO BREATHE
WE GOT A CHICK BUT STILL I NEED, A DOZEN MORE, CAN'T WORK FOR FREE!
STRIKE FIRST, GO PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH BEFORE HE SPEAKS
STRIKE HARD, NOW FORM A SOLID FIST OR YOU'LL BE WEAK
LET'S GO! I'LL HAVE YOU BREAKING NOSES IN A WEEK
DON'T CRY, I'M GONA MAKE A MAN OUT OF THIS GEEK
STRIKE FIRST, GO PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH BEFORE HE SPEAKS
STRIKE HARD, NOW FORM A SOLID FIST OR YOU'LL BE WEAK
LET'S GO! I'LL HAVE YOU BREAKING NOSES IN A WEEK
DON'T CRY, I'M GONA MAKE A MAN OUT OF THIS GEEK
QUIET! FACE FRONT!
NICE SHIRT, I'M JOKING IT SUCKS
EYES ON ME LIP! HA, NICE TEETH!
I DON'T SEE COBRA KAI MATERIAL HERE
WE'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO!
I TOLD MIGUEL TO HOOK ME UP HE BRINGS A BUNCH OF NERDS
I MAY AS WELL CLOSE THE ESTABLISHMENT GOT LITTLE KIDS AND GIRLS
I'M BRINGING UP YOUR INSECURITIES NOW TOUGHEN UP THEY'RE ONLY WORDS
I'M PRAYING FOR A MIRACLE, COS ALL I SEE'S PATHETIC WORMS
KIDS ARE DROPPING LEFT AND RIGHT AND QUESTIONING MY COMPETENCE
BUT THOSE THAT STICK AROUND ARE STRONG I'M BRINGING OUT THEIR CONFIDENCE
WHO CARES IF ONE OR TWO GET HURT AND SOME ARE LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS
I'LL TRAIN EM HARD AND GET THEM FIT FOR COMPETITION DOMINANCE
STRIKE FIRST, GO PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH BEFORE HE SPEAKS
STRIKE HARD, NOW FORM A SOLID FIST OR YOU'LL BE WEAK
LET'S GO! I'LL HAVE YOU BREAKING NOSES IN A WEEK
DON'T CRY, I'M GONA MAKE A MAN OUT OF THIS GEEK
STRIKE FIRST, GO PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH BEFORE HE SPEAKS
STRIKE HARD, NOW FORM A SOLID FIST OR YOU'LL BE WEAK
LET'S GO! I'LL HAVE YOU BREAKING NOSES IN A WEEK
DON'T CRY, I'M GONA MAKE A MAN OUT OF THIS GEEK
I HEAR A NOISE OUTSIDE THE DOOR THEY BLOW MY CAR TO BITS
IT'S TIME TO FIGHT LARUSSO MAN TO MAN INSTEAD WE REMINISCE
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT AFTER ALL THIS TIME WE'RE DOWNING DRINKS NOT TRADING FISTS
UNTIL I DROP IN AFTERWARDS HE'S TRAINING WITH MY FREAKING KID!
I'M PROUD TO SAY THAT COBRA KAI HAVE MADE IT ON THE LIST
IT'S HAD A COMPLICATED HISTORY BUT BACK FROM THE ABYSS
I KNOW I TRAIN EM HARD AND SACRIFICE AND SOMETIMES TAKE THE P*SS
UNLIKE IT'S SENSEI FROM THE PAST I WANT THE BEST FOR ALL THESE KIDS
THE FIGHTS ARE ON THEY'RE KICKING ASS WE MIGHT JUST STAND A CHANCE
I'M GIVING POINTERS FROM THE SIDE LINE CHECK YOUR FIST AND FIX YOUR STANCE
NOW EVERY ROUND WE LOSE A CANDIDATE BUT TWO OF THEM ADVANCE
WE'VE HIT THE FINALS WE CAN SEE IT THROUGH AND MAKE UP FOR THE PAST
STRIKE FIRST, GO PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH BEFORE HE SPEAKS
STRIKE HARD, NOW FORM A SOLID FIST OR YOU'LL BE WEAK
LET'S GO! I'LL HAVE YOU BREAKING NOSES IN A WEEK
DON'T CRY, I'M GONA MAKE A MAN OUT OF THIS GEEK
STRIKE FIRST, GO PUNCH HIM IN THE MOUTH BEFORE HE SPEAKS
STRIKE HARD, NOW FORM A SOLID FIST OR YOU'LL BE WEAK
LET'S GO! I'LL HAVE YOU BREAKING NOSES IN A WEEK
DON'T CRY, I'M GONA MAKE A MAN OUT OF THIS GEEK