Game:

PlanetSide 2 (2012)

Duration: 8:36

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"Despite our best efforts, Validus Gamers were unable to locate any suitable 1-12 man ghost caps to trounce by dropping in with our entire platoon, as is our custom, so after circling Indar for what seemed like days, we decided to stop at Crossroads Watchtower and ask for some PlanetSide 2 metagame tips from an outfit called BAX. Unfortunately, since we're all very new to the game, we didn't realize we had accidentally interrupted an important demonstration on tactics and strategy that BAX was giving to the Friday Night Ops stream audience that very evening! A bit of an altercation broke out, and rather than help us with metagame advice, BAX decided to educate VG and their streaming viewers on a special maneuver called "Tic-Tac-Toe". Always eager to get schooled by real professionals, the inexperienced Validus Gamers nervously wandered around the tower, hoping at least that their corpses would look good on Twitch after BAX demonstrated their incomparable skill and mastery... Sadly, VG and the rest of the world never got to see the undeniable tactical brilliance that Tic-Tac-Toe most assuredly would have been, because a few of the newest and least disciplined Validus members accidentally opened fire directly into a narrow choke point at the exact same time BAX's entire platoon happened to be standing there, rendering them all significantly less alive than they were before, and ending the demonstration prematurely. Those in the Validus ranks who were responsible for this brilliant, flawless counterplay regrettable atrocity have been commended severely reprimanded for their actions, and VG has extended numerous mocking challenges courteous invitations to BAX, encouraging them to demonstrate the magnificent and game-changing Tic-Tac-Toe maneuver once again."

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