(PROBABLY) BUY THIS GAME? A Funny Tales of Symphonia Remastered Micro-Review
26A funny Tales of Symphonia Remastered Review in 30 seconds by a sarcastic Canadian who talks fast and GENUINELY tries not to hate the things you love. No spoilers and transcript included in description.
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Transcript: Remastered? No, what you mean is Steam version, now ported to consoles and definitely not as good as Tales of Vesperia; but then again what is?
Still, insofar as Tales games goes, it is still better than the dreg that came afterwards which seems to follow the same trajectory of latter-day Final Fantasy games in that all likeable characters and actual plot is traded for indulging in the delusions of a frustrated Japanese fashion designer with a blind spot for restraint. I also never understood Tales combat beyond mashing buttons but that is because I am a control freak who abhors the notion of individual thought in my expendable pawns. Do what I fucking tell you, you dolts! You too. Buy this game.
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