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I can barely believe, doth my vision deceive?
The crimson occasion hath come
Oh what a relief, this ruby reprieve
From the rising to setting of sun
Like a VACATION only domestic
I've goddamn well earned a brief respite
From my officemate jerks and the overtime work
And my boss who's a bit of a despot
It's a red day!

I can prance down the streets 'cuz I've no one to meet
And my schedule's got nothing on it
The weather is swell for the sights and the smells
Despite all the puddles of vomit
I can frolic alone at the river
Or eat some intestines and liver
I can spend the whole day hanging out at the mall
Or do nothing at all, 'cause it's my fucking call!
It's a red day!

I can do what I want, take a half-hour jaunt to a lake oh so calm and serene
I can (interrupted), I can (again), uh (again)
Well, you know what I mean!
I can claim any seat on the bus
I can grocery shop at Home Plus
I can sit on the subway with no one around
I can stretch and lie down on the seats or the ground
It's a red day!

I can spend Buddha's birthday in calm solitary on fragmented sections of wall
I'll enjoy isolation on the day of liberation by both new and old city hall
I can spend New Year's Day at the palaces
Or Chuseok in Jeju with phalluses
I can sit by myself at a stream in mid-May and enjoy peace and quiet despite Children's Day
It's a red day!

I'll go see a sports game on Memorial Day, uh hold on, did somebody win?
I'll dine at the fanciest restaurant on Christmas, yeah, no, we're not getting in
I'll spend Hangeul Day alone at the park
On Seollal just me at E-mart
I'll go up a mountain with no one around
On the day of Foundation, not a soul to be found!

When a scarlet day comes, my goal's to have fun, in all the ways fun is allowed
But maybe one day is too short to escape the equally passionate crowds
So when all of my money is blown
And my battery's dead on my phone
I really don't mind if I veg and unwind in the quiet seclusion of home
It's a red day