| 1. | Jasper Carrott - Magic Roundabout (DJM 1975). | 241,017 | |
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| 2. | Kool And The Gang - (When You Say You Love Somebody) In The Heart (De-Lite 1983). | 76,881 | |
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| 3. | Ivor Biggun & The Red Nosed Burglers - The Winker's Song (Misprint) (Beggars Banquet 1978) (For Sale | 44,948 | |
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| 4. | Shakin' Stevens - I'll Be Home For Christmas (Epic 1991). | 27,869 | |
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| 5. | Ivor Biggun - Bras On 45 (Family Version) Disco Cut (Dead Badger 1981). | 14,022 | |
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| 6. | Bill - Car Boot Sale (Mercury 1993). | 13,254 | |
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| 7. | Giorgio And Chris - Love's In You (Love's In Me) (Oasis 1978). | 10,880 | |
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| 8. | The Freelance Hellraiser - A Stroke Of Genius (2001). | 9,790 | |
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| 9. | St Cecilia - Leap Up And Down (Polydor 1971). | 7,482 | |
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| 10. | Dickies - Manny, Moe And Jack (A&M 1979). | 7,311 | |
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| 11. | Prince - Let It Go (Warner Brothers 1994). | 7,241 | |
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| 12. | Kraftwerk - Ruckzuck (Vertigo 1970). | 6,152 | |
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| 13. | Joan Armatrading - Me Myself I (A&M 1980). | 5,900 | |
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| 14. | Bad Manners - Ivor The Engine (Magnet 1980). | 5,666 | |
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| 15. | The Stranglers - Nice In Nice (Epic 1986). | 5,539 | |
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| 16. | John Otway And Wild Willy Barrett - Beware Of The Flowers (Polydor 1977). | 5,184 | |
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| 17. | Ivor Biggun & The Red Nosed Burglers - Readers Wives (Beggars Banquet 1978) (For Sale). | 5,096 | |
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| 18. | Chris Hill - Ride On (Philips 1976). | 4,777 | |
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| 19. | Mungo Jerry - Wild Love (Dawn 1973). | 4,711 | |
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| 20. | Myhill - Oh Doctor (Bop-Shoo-Wop) (EMI 1974). | 4,490 | |
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| 21. | The Monks - Inter-City Kitty (EMI 1979). | 4,394 | |
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| 22. | George Thorogood and The Destroyers -"It Wasn't Me" (Sonet 1978). | 4,187 | |
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| 23. | Dave Edmunds - Don't Call Me Tonight (Arista 1983). | 4,152 | |
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| 24. | Otway And Barrett - Birthday Boy (Polydor 1980). | 4,147 | |
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| 25. | The Word - The Naz (Charisma 1979). | 4,142 | |
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| 26. | Ironhorse - Sweet Lui-Louise (Scotti Brothers 1979). | 4,092 | |
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| 27. | Real Thing - Boogie Down (Get Funky Now) (Pye 1979). | 3,991 | |
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| 28. | Laurel Aitken - Landlords & Tennants (Trybute). | 3,861 | |
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| 29. | Frank Black - Men In Black (Epic 1995). | 3,743 | |
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| 30. | Isao Tomita - Promenade/Ballet Of The Chicks In Their Shells (RCA Red Seal 1975). | 3,684 | |
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| 31. | Kevin Coyne - Having A Party (Virgin 1979). | 3,632 | |
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| 32. | Shabby Tiger - Slow Down (RCA Victor 1975). | 3,587 | |
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| 33. | Smokie Ft.Roy Chubby Brown - Living Next Door To Alice (Who The F**k Is Alice?) (Wag 1995). | 3,353 | |
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| 34. | Laurie Anderson - Big Science (Warner Brothers 1982). | 3,309 | |
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| 35. | Dickies - Where Did His Eye Go? (A&M 1979). | 3,246 | |
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| 36. | The Rah Band - The Crunch Pts. 1 & 2 (Good Earth 1977). | 3,194 | |
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| 37. | Fred Wedlock - Oldest Swinger In Town (Rocket 1980). | 3,029 | |
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| 38. | Tavares - The Ghost Of Love (Capitol 1978). | 3,025 | |
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| 39. | Neil - Hurdy Gurdy Mushroom Man (WEA 1984). | 2,965 | |
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| 40. | GRIMMS - The Womble Bashers Of Walthamstow (DJM 1976). | 2,845 | |
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| 41. | The Creatures - Wild Thing ( Polydor ) (For Sale). | 2,815 | |
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| 42. | Sparks - Do-Re-Me (Bearsville 1973). | 2,690 | |
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| 43. | Pretty Things - The Good Mr. Square ( Harvest ). | 2,669 | |
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| 44. | Erasure - Tenderest Moments (Mute 1994). | 2,565 | |
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| 45. | Dickies - Nights In White Satin (A&M 1979). | 2,564 | |
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| 46. | Nirvana - In Bloom (Geffen 1992). | 2,529 | |
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| 47. | Mungo Jerry - In The Summertime (Flash Backs). | 2,491 | |
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| 48. | George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Delaware Slide (Sonet 1977). | 2,491 | |
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| 49. | Motorhead - Ace Of Spades (Bronze 1980). | 2,365 | |
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| 50. | Nazareth - Morning Dew (Nems 1981). | 2,329 | |
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| 51. | R. E. M. - Everybody Hurts (Warner Brothers 1993). | 2,322 | |
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| 52. | The Waterboys - And A Bang On The Ear (Ensign 1988). | 2,314 | |
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| 53. | Dr Feelgood - Put Him Out Of Your Mind (United Artists 1979). | 2,284 | |
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| 54. | Kid Creole & The Coconuts - Christmas On Riverside Drive (Ze 1982). | 2,258 | |
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| 55. | Rod Stewart - Gasoline Alley (Warner Brothers 1993). | 2,213 | |
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| 56. | Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box (Geffen 1993). | 2,206 | |
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| 57. | Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger (Scotti Brothers 1982). | 2,197 | |
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| 58. | Faith No More - Midlife Crisis (Slash 1992). | 2,155 | |
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| 59. | Lavinia Jones - Sing It To You (Dee-Doob-Dee Doo) (Virgin 1994). | 2,143 | |
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| 60. | Crazy Cavan & The Rhythm Rockers - My Little Sister's Gotta Motorbike (Charly 1977). | 2,137 | |
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| 61. | Dickies - (I'm Stuck In A Pagoda With)Tricia Toyota (A&M 1979). | 2,107 | |
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| 62. | Dan The Banjo Man - Dan The Banjo Man (Rare Earth 1973). | 1,998 | |
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| 63. | George Thorogood and The Destroyers - Who Do You Love (Sonet 1978). | 1,973 | |
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| 64. | Mungo Jerry - Little Louis (Dawn 1971). | 1,942 | |
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| 65. | Lemmy & The Upsetters with Mick Green - Blue Suede Shoes (Sunnyside 1990). | 1,912 | |
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| 66. | Roxy Music - For Your Pleasure (Live) (Island 1975). | 1,911 | |
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| 67. | Nirvana - All Apologies (Geffen 1993). | 1,898 | |
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| 68. | Telex - Rock Around The Clock (Sire 1979). | 1,833 | |
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| 69. | Dave Edmunds - Slipping Away (Arista 1983). | 1,826 | |
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| 70. | Dickies - Eve Of Destruction (A&M 1978). | 1,816 | |
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| 71. | Chris Hill - Renta Santa (Philips 1975). | 1,813 | |
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| 72. | Springwater - I Will Return (Polydor 1971). | 1,812 | |
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| 73. | Jean Michel Jarre - Equinoxe Part 5 (Polydor 1978). | 1,807 | |
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| 74. | Andy Fairweather Low - Wide Eyed And Legless (A&M 1975). | 1,801 | |
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| 75. | Mungo Jerry - Have A Whiff On Me (Dawn 1971). | 1,778 | |
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| 76. | The Dickies - Infidel Zombie (A&M 1979). | 1,773 | |
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| 77. | Jean Michel Jarre - First Rendez-Vous (Polydor 1986). | 1,752 | |
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| 78. | Spin Doctors - Two Princes (Epic 1991). | 1,705 | |
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| 79. | Robin Trower - It's For You // My Love (Burning Love) (Chrysalis 1978). | 1,691 | |
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| 80. | Nirvana - Lithium (David Geffen Company 1992). | 1,672 | |
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| 81. | Bethnal - Summer Wine (Vertigo 1978). | 1,644 | |
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| 82. | Wreckless Eric - The Final Taxi (Stiff 1978). | 1,632 | |
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| 83. | Kraftwerk - Trans Europe Express (Capitol 1977). | 1,616 | |
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| 84. | Panama Limited Jug Band - Round And Round ( Harvest ). | 1,596 | |
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| 85. | Terry Dactyl And The Dinosaurs - Seaside Shuffle (UK 1971). | 1,574 | |
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| 86. | Shakin' Stevens - The Best Christmas Of Them All (Epic 1990). | 1,564 | |
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| 87. | James Brown - Dooley's Junkyard Dogs (Polydor 1975). | 1,533 | |
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| 88. | The Dickies - Walk Like An Egg (A&M 1979). | 1,502 | |
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| 89. | Johnny Reggae - Don't Get Your Knickers In A Twist (Bell 1973). | 1,489 | |
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| 90. | Frank Black - I Don't Want To Hurt You (every single time) (Epic 1996). | 1,475 | |
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| 91. | John Otway And Wild Willy Barrett - Really Free (Polydor 1977). | 1,461 | |
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| 92. | The Monks - I Ain't Gettin' Any (EMI 1979). | 1,460 | |
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| 93. | Franz Ferdinand - All My Friends (Domino 2009). | 1,451 | |
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| 94. | Dickies - Waterslide (A&M 1979). | 1,447 | |
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| 95. | Derek & Clive - Squatter And The Ant (Island). | 1,419 | |
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| 96. | Dickies - Banana Splits(The Tra La La Song) - (A&M 1979). | 1,411 | |
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| 97. | Dickies - She (A&M 1979). | 1,400 | |
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| 98. | Violinski - Clog Dance (Jet 1978). | 1,381 | |
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| 99. | John Otway & Wild Willy Barrett - Headbutts (Stiff 1981). | 1,377 | |
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| 100. | Taking Down Large Conifers. | 1,368 | |
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