About Arsenic Canary
Bitten by a radioactive vampire lumberjack, Canary was granted the power to grow a magnificent beard and the terrible curse of spontaneously combusting in even the most meager of sunlight.
Now he cowers before his monitor every night, and streams his video game exploits for your enjoyment.
The rules of the stream are as follows:
Rule 1: Don't Be a Dick.
Rule 2: Don't Make It Weird.
Rule 3: Whatever the hell I feel like this week. This week's rule is:
Wash Your Hands, Ignaz Semmelweis Didn't Live a Life of Ridicule and Die in an Asylum Just So You Can Walk Around with Disease-ridden Digits, You Goddamn Barbarian.