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For AngelHalo's Contest. Like everything I make, I think it sucks, and I don't think any part of it is funny.
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"Exhibition for halo120"

Ladies and gentlemen at the office or home
And the gentlemen pretending you don't have Y chromosomes
Children of all levels of purity and immaturity.
Have you heard of the craze that began in the days and the words of a baby and a nerd?

Judgement. Handed down, demanded all around.
Surely you jest when you profess that
The best is the worst and the worst shall be
First off the shelf. Help yourself,
'Cause since the Atari, so far we have seen that
The meanest fires are for hire to the greenest buyers.

Uprising. Gamers of every age and genre putting the onus back on ya,
From the young pups still learning their lefts rights downs and ups,
To the savvy "shut up Navi" vets,
Breaking D-pads and control sticks in
64-32-16 and 8-bits,
Tapping the A's and B's and X Y Z's
And proclaiming to the community,
"Please stop pointing a camera at your TV because we can't see!
Honestly!"

Edutainment at zero payment.
Just don't go crying for show 'cause if you're lying we'll know.
Stars in quintuples, sub-for-sub troubles,
Faceless haters and beraters that won't give you the
Time of day or even correctly spell 'Uruguay'.

Sticks and stones from glass homes.
Gamespot, Gamespy, GamePro, IGN, in the end,
Take it letter for letter.
Anything you review, I review better.