BL4: Chaos & Chicken Guns! 🐔🔫😱💨
0🥫 BL4 MRE Recipe (Claptrap's Mystery Meal):
⚙️ junk-bots + ⚡live wire + 💥dynamite + 🧪mystery goo ➡️ 🤯deliciously dangerous!
LIVE from the intersection of "Badass Crater Brawl" & "Loot Lake"…
it’s Vault Hunter "Why Are My Guns Laying Eggs?" Gore 🪖🐔
❗WARNING: May cause spontaneous loot hoarder syndrome, accidental grenade throws, and sudden "that's what she said" jokes.
🔫 WEAPONS status: Clucking & confused
💰 Resource supply: 100% Eridium, 0% good decisions
🗺️ Mission objective: Don't die (failing hourly)
🤪 SANITY STATUS: Slightly better than a Goliath's
🧭 NAVIGATION: Permanently lost between 2 vending machines
🤦 TROUBLESHOOTING: Forgot where I put my shield… again
🎯 GOAL: Survive long enough to regret not going nuclear (still applies!)
💀 Featuring special guest appearances by:
• A Psycho that still never stops screaming
• My "temporary" plan to use a Varkid as a mount
• That one enemy that just. keeps. teleporting.
📉 MORALE: Meltdown but make it stylishly unhinged
🥤 HYDRATION: Whatever's in that red barrel (probably not safe)
🪑 COVER: Crouching behind a very confused Psycho (he doesn't know it yet)
📡 TRANSMITTING FROM: Inside a giant chest (I hope it's not Mimic!)
🕵️ Watch the chaos, stay for the chicken gun glory.
📡 ABOUT ME
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