Dub Some Bacon On It

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Published on June 7, 2012 7:21:09 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dBSw3M7qDY

Duration: 2:28

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Inspired (and pretty much stolen from Rhett and Link's classic song, Rub Some Bacon On It. Yep. No need to comment. There video was AWESOME. This is a tribute to their awesomeness.

Lyrics:
If your sister eats your pants
(dub some bacon on it)
If you really can't dance
(rub some bacon on it)

If your friends all punch your neck
(dub some bacon on it)
If you love Star Trek
(dub some bacon on it)

If you spill a smoothie
(dub some bacon on it)
IF you miss your movie
(dub some bacon on it)

If you hit your finger with a hammer
(dub some bacon on it)
If you forget the rules of grammar
(rub some bacon on it)



If your skewered by a fork
(rub some bacon on it)
If your allergic to pork
(rub some bacon on it)

If you get bit by a zombie
(rub some bacon on it)
If want a better hobby
(rub some bacon on it)

If you get a bad grade
(rub some bacon on it)
If you spill your lemonade
(rub some bacon on it)

If you can't get a good seat
(rub some bacon on it)
If you you're afraid to eat meat
(rub some bacon on it)

If your face has lots of zits
(rub some bacon on it)
If you've got really sweaty pits
(rub some bacon on it)


If your baby is cryin'
(rub some bacon on it)
If monkeys start flyin'
(rub some bacon on it)

If your house is on fire
(rub some bacon on it)
If you got a flat tire
(rub some bacon on it)

If Chuck Norris kicks your face
(rub some bacon on it)
If you lose your parking space
(rub some bacon on it)
ya get launched into space
(rub some bacon on it)
ya fall on yer face
(rub some bacon on it)

your girlfriend wants t obreak up
(rub some bacon on it)
you break your favorite cup
(rub some bacon on it)