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The Sims 4 (2014)

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I was going to try and catch you up on the story here, but it's so batshit crazy that it's kind of not worth it. Instead I'm going to recount for you the tale of my Fallout Vault

In the beginning, Vault 542 was occupied by just a few people: the First Vaulters. The First Vaulters didn't have much: a small living quarters with a couple of cots, a fairly inefficient generator, some water and food. But what they had was moxie.

Yes, moxie: that hard-to-define quality that keeps a pep in your step, and gives a goose to your Bruce! With nothing but spit, elbow grease, and a couple of reclaimed BB guns, these First Vaulters dug deep into the mountain, fucked themselves silly to create families, and built an entire underground society. Every few hours, one of them would venture out to the Wastelands, but they all knew that the only safe place was in Vault 542, under the watchful, protective eye of the Overseer.

Their crowning achievement was building a statue to their Overseer. They began to bring him offerings of food, Nuka-Cola, and nubile young females. And the Overseer was pleased. Very pleased. He turned Vault 542 into a pleasure palace, filled with games parlors and bars.

Everyone wanted to come to Vault 542. The Overseer was a god unto them.

Anyway, something about the Avorngers.

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