Game:

Batman: Arkham City (2011)

Duration: 2:14:53

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In this episode: Skynet Ruins Elden Ring!

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I am Bruce Wayne, the Golden. Lord of Gotham, a small province in Southern Limgrave guarded by Fort Haight.

My memories are vague and hazy, though they become sharper with every passing dawn.

I remember that long ago my parents were killed in Crime Alley, by those damned imps.

I sought to bolster my strength through a lifetime of training, inspired by the giant vampire bats that terrified me in my youth.

The irony of my plight is not lost upon me. But I have little time for such ruminations. It took time for me to... wait, what?

Anyway. I am Batman, Lord of all that is The Night.

Or possibly, I am Alfred. The jury is still out.

The point is, with Elden Ring unplayable, we have advanced the time table to Batman.

Rejoice.

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This episode's non-profit, in honour of all the TERFS and other sexists who have been making their usual bad noise of late, is the Trevor Foundation. The Trevor Foundation is an organization dedicated to helping young LGBTQIA+ people get whatever support they need for whatever storms they are weathering.

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(And if you /can/ afford it but you prefer anonymity, remember that you can always keep your name unlisted, or even donate in the name of your favorite bigot. Just saying.)
8{D~

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“Coyote Streams” airs every Sunday, approximately 4pm-6pm Central Standard Time.

At about 3:50pm, there will usually be a pre-show with classic cartoons.

Afterwards, I play video games for the unbridled delight of people everywhere.

Let's see what happens! 8{D~

(Alas, I am not in a position to properly subtitle these stream recordings, as would be my preference. However, YouTube's system seems to do a fair job, and my non-stream videos are fully subtitled for the accessibility and amusement of the Deaf and Hard of Hearing community.)

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Elden Ring Intro 0:00
Elden Ring Start 4:11
♫ Technical Difficulties Cause Headaches ♫ 5:00
Character Creation and Shout-Out 6:31
The Chapel of Pointless Anticipation 8:16
♫ Technical Difficulties Cause Headaches ♫ 9:15
Back to the Menu and Making It Hapen 11:42
♫ Technical Difficulties Cause Headaches ♫ 15:43
Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom 20:47
Bloody Finger Elden Ring Has Been Slain by Batman 24:17
♫ Technical Difficulties Cause BATMAN! ♫ 29:15
Games We Will Never Play Again 30:37
TIME FOR BACKSTORY 34:23
Final Adjustments and Silly Songs 37:01
A Less Silly Song 41:55
Stupid Copyright Police 46:53
BATMAN BEGINS 48:41
Catwoman! Yays! 50:14
And Now... Bruce Wayne?!? 53:33
Enter Batman 1:03:16
Rescuing Selina from Two-Face 1:04:41
The Search for the Joker Begins 1:18:22
Well, I Guess Screw the Hostages Then 1:46:00
Back on the Trail, More or Less 1:59:39
The Belfry, the Rifle, and Kaboom! 2:07:44
Outro 2:11:00

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