Frankly Disappointed - The Cookout Caper

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Published on April 30, 2024 11:50:42 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bj5wCi6fdY

Duration: 3:34

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Sun peekin' through the blinds, birds chirpin' in the trees
Phone buzzes on the nightstand, gotta be a summer breeze
Text from Mikey, big ol' grin spreads across my face
"Barbecue's fired up, dude, come join the sausage race!"

Summer's here, the grill is hot, burgers smokin' in the air
Got my appetite prepped and my thirst to quench with care
Sausage party, sounds like bliss, a meaty paradise
Little did I know, this innocence wouldn't suffice

Threw some shorts on, grabbed a beer, hopped in my trusty truck
Headed over to Mikey's place, couldn't wait to fill my gut
Parked the car, walked on up, music pumpin' from the deck
Opened up the screen door, saw a sight that made my jaw check


What'd you see Timmy?

Dudes in circles, shirts askew, a sight I can't erase
They were grab'n dicks, and some even used their phase
Sausage party, a whole new meaning, dawned upon me there
Turns out Mikey's brand of fun, wasn't what I thought to share

Tried to back out slow and steady, pretend I never came
But Mikey spotted me, gave a wink, yelled out my name
"Hey there stranger, join the fun! Don't be such a prude!"
I mumbled 'bout a dentist's date, gotta make a quick commute

Well, he didn't believe me and they started getting angry
They all came over lookin like they were gonna rape me
So I started punching all their dicks like I was playing some kind of whack-a-mole game with all these dicks as if my life depended on it.
Then I got the hell out of Dodge.

Grab their dicks and TWIST EM!!!

Sausage party, oh the horror, a scene I can't unsee
No hot dogs sizzl'n, just 5 guys jizz'n in the summer heat
Lesson learned this summer day, gotta ask for clarification
'Cause sausage party doesn't always mean a cookout celebration

Sippin' on my lonely beer, back home upon my couch
Summer's here, the grill is cold, just me and a cricket's vouch
Next time a sausage party's called, I'll question and inquire
Before I walk into a scene that sets my soul on fire

I just can't fuck'n believe these guys came at me with their dicks out, and like Jesus Christ that shit's burned into my retinas