GAMES TO DIE FOR - 1 Dollar 1 Hour Gameplay
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The Boy realized he had been gawping at The Courtesan for….he didn’t know how long.
“Yes? I’m -- I’m here to rescue you?”
“You don’t sound very confident about that…”
“YES! RESCUE. ME YOU. Ahem...sorry. But we have to go now - the fire is almost out, and they’ll be looking for me.”
“Kid, you’re the last of their worries…”
The Boy looked at her quizzically, then threw some clothes at her and tried to not watch as she stood up and got dressed. She was beautiful, though - the most beautiful thing he’d ever seen. There were not many girls in his Village, and none of them were what one might call beautiful. They had a saying in the Village: marry a girl, wake up to a crone. The Mountain aged people very quickly.
The Courtesan rose from her pallet, clad in shopman’s garb. The Boy grabbed her by the arm and peeked out of the tent. Soldiers were still scrambling to put out the fire. He found a wheelbarrow, threw in some supplies, and made his way out into the camp. “Just stick with me.”
A soldier pushed past them on the way to the smoking ruins of some tents. “You there!” he said. “Why aren’t you on the firelines?”
“Officer, my wife and I are...are….uh….”
“My Brother and I are taking the Captain’s Courtesan’s clothing to be washed. He won’t want her smelling of smoke, will he?” The Courtesan smiled sweetly and gave the Boy a peck on his cheek.
“Get out the way then, and see you’re not trouble. To the Washing Docks with you.”
They hurried down to the docks, on the edge of Fort Hornwick near the river. The Boy spied a horse tied to a dock, and a rowboat. “Well, what’s it going to be? Escape via the Road or the River?” asked The Courtesan.
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