Get Off My Very Large Lawn, Harbinger | Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition [FINALE]
3Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: Who would've thought it would be this easy to cancel the reapers' entire family dinner reservation for feeding on our fast food souls before we're even spiritually baptized in the deep fryer where the secret sauce is fear, and a little bit of what comes out of Ronald McDonald when he sucks all the powers out of the McFlurry machine to engage in crimes usually reserved for priests who want to lie in wait in the no parking zone of an underbun happy meal to sneak into the gulp world of someone who just wants to slowly fall out of love with the free toy, not become one for an old man who's all collar, no woof...he's also surprisingly adverse to fur, hence why he's dressing his holy water skin pipette in a kids meal nuggie tuxedo. As if Ronnie H Clownmeat wasn't enough of a quirky talcum cheeked loverboy with police tape around every monster honk he can muster, even the reapers free toys are for adults only, and for once I'm not even talking about their repertoire of blunt nub pegging feet with enough of a high impact ink radius to imply an abundance of zinc in their UFC octagon of morning wood diet, I'm not EVEN talking about their armory of tickle deviant forearms, I'm talking about how you could 100% run DOOM between the wrinkly ripple of just one of their lips if you tried hard enough, and that's a game that could frighten any wee folk chappy even if he's been growing up under the tyranny of the obsidian octopi apocalypse dangling over his crib like a very bassdrop heavy baby mobile that's sending you down two paths when you're older, hardcore raver...or deaf. Or dude in between the two whose probably doubly as orphaned as if you weren't so greedy with your double trouble foster mum under the rubble Sims life aspirations, not entirely deaf but the only thing you can rave to is the shrill grinding party streamers of your own Tinnitus. Honestly, with all the funerals I've planned for my surrounding community to have over the next few weeks, I'm kinda double booked here reapers. Do you mind if we postpone the ransacking of my countless potential threesome shortlisters by just one more game? I promise we'll be at our most powerful trimmed turkey levels for you to be thankfully stuffed for on both the giver and receiver end into your skeleton embryo honey pipe burger you seemed so very fond of when you allied with those giantess roaches that must've graduated from cock prefix under the fridge to being related to a large dog's shaved elbow mid mummification. Raid spray won't be enough anymore, we've gotta load up the water pistols with honey glazed acid facials or we're not even making a dent in your well done extra tough 400 year old pukka pie crust insectoid skinny fat routine like the glow up crawfish suffragettes you are, tongue punch sneak attacking free of your family tomb subsmegma encasement that's kept the bugs away for so long while Hans Zimmer sleep twangs a viola in his seaworld pyjamas hard-shunning the fluid garnished collision grandads of your whole species. There's plenty of time for you to get risky on my rain worm until I obliterate. I just do not want to RSVP to your insignificant man meat dissolving birthday party, I'm a little bit busy inventing comedic error messages when worried grandparents call their minced meat honeycomb hybrid slavery funhouse operating family and find out they no longer exist under the watchful eye of my most grizzled LGBT father, where that actually stands for (Bodily) Landlord of Grizzy Bear Testicles.
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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced
Development for Legendary Edition commenced in 2019
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