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The Onceler's woman throws the lorax and The lorax screams as he gets thrown into the air
Onceler: bad? No I'm not bad I'm a good guy here he just doesn't get it do you think I'm bad?
One of the loraxes birds: Had!
Onceler: thank you I mean something good always happens to me and he always came to rain on my parade what's his problem?
One of the lorax's birds: Had!
Onceler: See? Yeah bad right!
One of the loraxes birds: Had!
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can possibly be?
Well there's a principle of nature (principal of nature)
That almost every creature knows
Called survival of the fittest (survival of the fittest)
And checking this is how it goes
The animal is eat gotta scratch and fight and crawl and bite and punch.
And the animal that doesn't,
Well the animal that doesn't winds up on someone else's lu-lu-lu-lunch
(Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch)
I'm just sayin'
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following my destiny
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be?
There's a principal in business (principal in business)
That everybody knows is sound
It says the people with the money (people with the money)
That makes ever-loving world go 'round
So I'm biggering my company, I'm biggering my factory
I'm biggering my corporate size
Everybody out there take care of yours and me?
I'll take care. of. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.
(Shake that bottom line)
Let me hear you say smogulous smoke
(Smogulous smoke)
Schloppity schlop
(Schloppity schlop)
Complain all you want, but never ever ever ever gonna stop
Come on how bad can I possibly be?
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just building the economy
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Just look at me pettin' this puppy
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? A portion proceeds goes to charity
How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can i possibly be? Let's see.
All the customers are buying (How ba-a-a-ad can I?)
And the money's multiplying (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the PR people are lying. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
And the lawyers are denying. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?)
Who cares if a few trees are dying? (How ba-a-a-ad can I be)
This is all so gracifying
How bad.
How bad can this possibly be?
Mwhahahahahahahahahaha!
#Onceler!
Does this count as an early Halloween song? I hope so.
Nothing like the litt' Onceler to get this party started!