How To Become a Better Lover
Have you wanted to become a better "LOVER" in the rack but didn't know how? Are you lacking the proper "equipement" to satisfy your lady?
Or maybe you you just want to take your hip power from a "sledgehammer" & level up to that of a "jackhammer".
Well get ready because FINALLY after many years in secrecy Sir Sinewy aka The Ultimate Male brings you his forbidden techniques of "THE SMASH A GASH ABDOMINAL POWER PROGRAM".
This revolutionary hip power program will make your lover sound off like a wild a banshee while making their toes curl backward out of pure ecstacy.
No matter the size of your "equipment" you will be able to reach NEW depths of "hitting stomach walls" and "pounding guts".
So call your Doctor today, order plenty of those little blue pills and grab a holseter for your waist. Yes, a holster to put your pills in, hell grab two holsters (as been reported by a gent from the panhandle) because after using this program your lovers vagina will go from looking like a blooming flower to a busted ravioli.
Stop what your doing, join the rest of "The Masters of the Night" and become that fine piece of "man candy" your lady has been dreaming about.
Nuff said,
Sir Sinewy out.
Ways of the Flesh Headquarters.
69 Balloon knot Lane.