If Me and Tom Were Gay
773Digi: "I have a great idea for a collab video, but I can't tell you what it is, and I just need you to film like a minute of yourself staring into the camera, looking really pissed, and then also a shot of you doing the same, but while holding a knife in a stabby pose."
Tom: "umm...??"
Digi: "it will be awesome"
Digi: "if you won't do it sans explanation I can explain it"
Digi: "but it will be funnier (for me) if you have no idea"
Tom: "I'll do it, you're just weird"
Digi: "yessss"
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Original song by Ninja Sex Party: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99njZJod2c
Download the song!: https://soundcloud.com/digibrony/if-me-and-tom-were-gay
Lyrics:
You know a lot of people come up to us and say
"Hey Digibrony and Tommy Oliver. You guys watch a lot of girl cartoons and hug. Are you gay?"
I have to laugh. HAHAHA! HAHA!
Could you imagine that? If we were gay?
Could you imagine?
A newborn deer runs through a field
A rainbow shines from heaven
A child's smile lights up the room
As Tommy blows a dude
A star shoots in from outer space
A puppy licks its mother
A ray of sunlight through the trees
As Tommy licks a sack
There would be no sadness
If we were super gay
Just unicorns and magic
If we were super gay
We would all be flying
On a tasteful pink duvet
But mostly Tommy
Mostly Tommy's gay
Here's a list of things that Tommy likes to suck
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, BALLS!
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, Balls! One! Two! Balls!
Your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick, your dick, my dick
your dick, your dick, your dick, your dick, balls!
My balls and dick! Dick, dick, dick, dick ,dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, oh shit!