Lemeza's La-Mulana VLOG: Day 1 (I HATE GUIDANCE GATE)
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Dear Adventure Journal,
Today I reached the ruins of La-Mulana. Elder Xelpud spammed me with stupid crap all day, and the merchants overcharged me for useless trinkets. There's a blue guy covered in eyes and I can't get past him without some nonsense staff. D-U-M-B.
I went inside and learned that these puzzles are unsolvable and it made me really annoyed. I can't even read things without spending money on an overpriced tablet reader. I hate this temple. I don't even have these weight things the old guy told me to bring and I don't where to get them or anything.
Also there's a place called Spring in the Sky that has water that's poison so you can't even swim. Thanks for nothing, ruins.
Well I think I explored Guidance Gate a lot for today, that should do.
Signed,
Me
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