me really had to go toe-to-toe against Bigfoot and wiff me illegitimate bastard son LIVE inside ye o
3me really had to go toe-to-toe against Bigfoot and wiff me illegitimate bastard son LIVE inside ye oversized sharkcage! #WWE2K22
HARDY HAR HAR!
GREAT STREAM TO MAKE UP THAT AWFUL TSHIRT TUES MATEYS TXKS FOR CLIMBING ABOARD TE MIGHTY SSASS ON TIS FRIDAY LIVE STREAM SPECIAL 🖖😆
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'oy mateys!
Welcome aboard ye official live stream of te CAPTAIN OF WHOOPS ASS!!!
Thanks for watching matey! Remember to follow ship rules, and ENJOY YE STREAM or better yet CLIMB ABOARD YE MIGHTY SSASS ND JOIN YE STREAM FOR YE SELF, MATEY! (XBOX GT: AWESOME SCHOLAR) YO HOO HOOOOOO!!!
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CURRENT TSHIRT TUESDAY WIN STREAK COUNT: 2013-0
NEXT TSHIRT TUESDAY LIVE STREAM EVENT: APRIL 12TH 2021
CONTEST RULES:
FIRST COME; FIRST SERVE ~ 3 CHALLENGERS PER WEEK. HAVE TO PIN CAP TWICE WITHIN 10 MINS TO WIN FREE RARE AND EXCLUSIVE CAPTAIN WHOOPS YOUR ASS!!! MERCH!!!
[https://teespring.com/stores/win-merch-tshirttuesday](https://teespring.com/stores/win-merch-tshirttuesday)
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ARGH... WHUT BE YE MATTER MATEY? UPSET YE JUST CAN'T BEAT 2K LEGEND CAPTAIN WHOOPS YOUR ASS!!!, AND YE NOW HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT TSHIRT TUESDAY FOR ANOTHER CHANCE TO WIN FREE CAP' MERCH???
WELL DIDN'T YOU HEAR TE GOOD NEWS!? DUE TO NO LANDLUBBER EVER BEING ABLE TO BEAT YE CAPTAIN OF WHOOP ASS!!! ON UH TUESDAY IN YE PAST 5 YEARS, CAPTAIN WHOOPS YOUR ASS!!! HAS NOW OPEN AN OFFICIAL MERCH SHOP WHERE YOU CAN NOW BUY EXCLUSIVE AND RARE CAP' MERCH!!! YO HO HOOOOOOO
BUY CAP' MERCH, ACT LIKE YE BEAT ME ON UH TUESDAY and GET YE MOST RESPECT OUT OF YE FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!! YO HO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
AGAIN MATEYS, THAT BE: [https://teespring.com/stores/win-merch-tshirttuesday](https://teespring.com/stores/win-merch-tshirttuesday) -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/captain_whoops