Ridge Racer (PSP) - Worst Extra Content Ever!
0Back in the days of Angry Video Game Dudes and the cringe that imitated him, I was known as the Nosy Video Game Retard (it was a different time). Anyway I used to do stuff like ask how much your mom earned in welfare and why you still were playing an NES post 9/11, Why your dad slept in the Garage and on the NES Power Pad when uncle Jamal stayed over and which seat in the house your sister most recently sat on and how does a boob feel when grasped through a Power Glove?
Well, I did it again and scoured the RIdge Racer (PSP) 2004 disc for video and boy did I get... shit. Boring video... lame early 90s intros, R4 in more blurry, yet not so blocky video (nice find) and a cringe ending so embarrassing that I had to get up and walk around the room hitting myself in the head until it was over (is that slang for masturbation, who knows? I'm fucking retar... exceptional and shit).
With catch phrases like "Teach this sucker a lesson. MOVE OUT." "I got my eye on you" and "I like your style kid." "Now show'em what you got." You'll wonder why more kids didn't runaway from home when dad drank the fucking drano, in your haste you failed to see your stalker in the bushes only to wake up tied up in his van while he admired how you looked in your new ass-less chaps. What you got was ptsd and an std... one of the stinky ones.
Enjoy and if you don't mind me asking... what is ur mom's maiden name and the first vehicle she ever owned and does she never not only play food based puzzle games?
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You know the YT description only gets like 65% of the real elucidation put into these articles. There is more and worse over there on DA (yes, my final refuge on the internet. I'm a little older than all the anime loving swag-fa*s there. but I can point to my early adoption of the waifu, a pioneer in uploading game videos to youtube and ur mom as common ground and we get along just fine) and its almost all written in real-time stream of conscious writing about shit you probably don't care about, but I like to give anybody that likes to read what I write that extra oomph... wait I think that Ummph... fuck me, 10th time this week. The most important part is that nothing is monetized on both platforms.
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