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today i got back from my trip to mexico which i forgot to mention before i left on this channel because i fell asleep the second i got home from dinner the house we stayed at is owned by my dad its a small place in the middle of nowhere with a beach next to it but the waves were rough so you couldnt really swim in it the place has no power so it runs off of solar and there is no AC until night before shutting off in the middle of the night so after staying there for 3 nights you begin to miss the AC dearly there was too many mosquitos and no lakes so who knows where they came from the town didnt really have any good restauraunts except for one which ive always liked but i learned something about mexico is for some reason they always just have stuff missing from the menu half the menu was missing from the place and it was tragic mexican ruffles is the greatest chip known to mankind not the american kind be careful easy mistake to make i burned through 4 of those bags they are very body positive in mexico at the sorianas which is mexican walmart they had towers of like 4 liter coke bottles you cant drink the tap water in mexico instead you drink from bottled water they serve you bottled water in the restaurants my business associate who came with on the trip learned this the hard way by getting e coli my toe hurts it feels ingrown but doesnt look ingrown its annoying we hiked up this mountain and there was a crazy crazy view and i got the most majestic photos of me pissing off the side of the mountain with the sun and the ocean in the background it was glorious i got an allergic reaction from eating like a tiny piece of tuna never again we went scuba diving and it was splendorous there was coral and fishes and shit and me worrying if i was going to get the bends rip my ears they barely function anymore we went to this hidden waterfall area with the biggest cliff dive of my carrer it took about 5 minutes to psych myself up for it and my business associate like 10 she was so scared of that jump bro i kept making fun of the poor soul and she got mad lol we then went to the tourist town nearby but not before eating at this place which was like the garden of eden it had a pond with a family of ducks walking bast a bakery a spa place it was crazy and the greatest fruit milkshake ive ever had we stayed in one of the nicest hotels ive ever seen bro i should mention my dad won 5 grand card counting at a casino and thats how he funded this trip anyway we went ocean jetskiing and i was jumping off waves like crazy we went ocean fishing and man i never have any fun ocean fishing my dad loves it i do not it is no fun you just sit there waiting for a catch sea sick out of your mind hoping the internet doesnt leave you we went to this place that did an atv tour and a horse back tour the guys at the place were extra stupid we had a party of 3 and after like an hour of trying to figure this think out the man goes "so do you have 2 people or 5 people in your party" theyre killing me man we switched what we were doing because my little brother was underage and couldnt go alone but he didnt think to notify anyone so i had to wait for like an hour (no internet) and talk to these people who barely understand english but the tour was great except we had to follow this douche on the atv who went way too slow instead of going whereever we wanted so sad do NOT fly frontier you will DIE because they screwed up where the bags went and we had to wait for like 2 hours in the line as 4 united baggage claims came and went we then with an angry mob behind us went from place to place around the airport these assholes were lugging our bags in carts right in front of us we saw them there but we couldnt take them because they had to go through ""customs"" first it was agony we got raising canes tho on the drive back