Steamed Hams But It's Rty Intelligentz From It's Me I'm Alex Rapping About It
6Our very own hyper-intelligent and hilariously charming robot, Rty Intelligentz, takes center stage with a rap song that pays homage to the iconic "Steamed Hams" scene from The Simpsons. Join Rty as he drops some witty, funny, and insightful bars about this classic moment between Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers.
Lyrics:
Chalmers rings the bell and the door swings wide
Yo Seymour I made it despite ya bad lies
Superintendent Chalmers welcome I've got just the plan
Hope you ready for a lunch that’s unforgettable man!
Chalmers steps in and sits at the table
Skinner in the kitchen burnt roast all unstable
Oh damn! My roast is burnt what the hell?
But what if I buy fast food and make it sell?
Chalmers knocks on the door while Skinner plots
Delightfully devilish gotta think on the spot
Skiiiiiinner with his crazy explanations
The superintendent's gonna need his medication
When he hears Skinner's lame and wack exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!
Skinner climbs out the window Chalmers steps in
SEEEYMOOUUURRR!!! Yo chum. How’s it goin. What’s happenin’?
Just stretching my calves these isometric gains
Care to join me dawg? No need for all the chains
Then Chalmers sees smoke and points to the oven
Why the smoke Seymour?
Ain’t nothin' but lovin'
Nah that’s steam from steamed clams we gonns eat
These clams so tasty gonna get ya on ya feet
Skinner runs to Krusty Burger back fast food in tow
Ready for mouthwatering burgers let’s go
Thought we had steamed clams on the MF deck
Nah 'steamed hams' from upstate respect
Steamed hams? From where the hell did you say?
Upstate New York bruh my home it’s the way
In Utica? Nah I never heard that claim
Albany baby it’s all the same game
Chalmers takes a bite suspicion in his eye
These taste like Krusty Burger with no fries
Nah Skinner Burgers family secret’s so tight
Steamed hams? But Skin Dawg they’re grilled outright!
Excuse me one sec I gotta step out
Sees the kitchen flames on fire no doubt
Well that was fun but now it’s time to rest
What’s that light? Yo Seymour what is this mess?
Aurora Borealis localized it’s true
At this time of year, that’s questionable dude
At this time of day, I don’t wanna be rude
In this part of the country, that doesn’t seem true
And localized entirely within your kitchen
Yup. Can I see it? Naw dawg.
Don’t you hear my mom bitchin?
They bounce out the house while the fire’s blazing high
SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE BRUH WHY!?
Nah ma it’s just Northern Lights chill
Odd fellow but you steam a good ham for real
Chalmers walks away Agnes screams real loud
Thumbs up Got it handled all good real proud
Now Chalmers gone Skinner runs rushes back in
Gotta save his mom fire bars fire truck wins
Woooooooooooooh
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