Super Paper Mario: Pizza Dad (Pt. 1)
Anthony, Austin, Lincoln, and Jake are the band, the unit, the collective entity known as the Pizza Dad, also known as Mr. Pepperoni, Pizza Boy, and P.E. RAPE. Here we're playing Super Paper Mario, like we do every Sunday. It's like Mass. Paper Mario, like Christ, saved the world. Jake and Austin debate Koopa hair growth. So the plot is that Count Bleck, Austin's Roblox OC, is trying to fulfill the prophecy.
How the Sonic cast gets cancelled on Twitter by Jeffrey (Age 8):
Sonic: He doesn't. He's a good boy.
Tails: Gets too mad online because he's a little kid with bad technocrat takes, and responds to a black lady on Twitter saying "Ratio" by calling her the N word.
Amy: Doxxing black leftists on Twitter after they call her out for defending female-on-male sexual assault and traditional gender norms. Gets a spot on the RNC but then comes out against the Supreme Court banning Roe v. Wade, redeeming her in the eyes of Lib Twitter.
Cream: Reposts a Stone Toss comic without knowing who Stone Toss is at age 13, driven to suicide, resulting in Vanilla undergoing a hard right turn and declaring the Left the real fascists.
Vanilla: Actually getting a black person killed through targeted harassment and rallying her army of Proud Boy followers who hang onto her every word, because she's basically furry Abby Shapiro.
Espio: Plotting to assassinate Stacy Abrams.
Big the Cat: Defending Henry Kissinger on Twitter.
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