The Superficial Friends: Brangelina
91The Superficial Friends are enroute to Australia in an aircraft named the JAP Jet (even though none of them are Jewish American Princesses). Unfortunately, they crash in the remote jungles of the African nation of Malawi, where, in awe of the natives' dark complexions, they make an impromptu date at the Malawi Dark Salon for some spray-on pigmentation. Upon leaving the thatched-roof hut, the are now fully dark, but, are also spied by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt on a child adopting safari, who mistake them for impoverished African children. The SuperSkanks are soon forcefully adopted and cast to the Jolie family dungeon, where they learn biological child Shiloh rules the roost over Pax Thien, Zahara and the other one. Can the Superficial Friends escape their captors before their upcoming appearance on Barbara Walters?