TOTE: 4-017-001-M42 Kaldor Draigo Activate!
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I really enjoy the If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech device series by Burva Alfabusa (go watch it, it's awesome (screw Games Workshop though (they forced it and many other fan projects to be canned, or they absorbed the artists into shitty deals or whatever and effectively ended what could have been greatness (talking about the Astartes short film by Syama Pederson, check him out too, he's working on other cool stuff instead now))))
They had their version of Kaldor Draigo, which I very much enjoyed. My version will be a direct inspiration of theirs.
If you know, you have a good idea of what to expect.
If you don't, then, well, whatever you may think of it, I will not apologize. It's already been recorded long ago, and I find it amusing.
Tales of the Emperasque by Someone else.
Text taken from 1d4chan.org, compiled into one Google Doc, where I make some minor corrections here and there:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZEeOEHLhfFW0Hvn8tDyuJmc4ThIzf74edBt5eH2i444/edit?usp=sharing
Original thread that started it all: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2011/14745454/
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