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The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (2002)

Duration: 1:26:52

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Where did all these damn demons come from? Why am I talking to an AI? And what, exactly, is a "safe" level of demon infestation?

Apparently demonic presence really does mess with technology, since the Doom run swallowed its own head like a white rabbit on black acid and thorazine.

No worries though: there's a cute little elf boy here, ready and willing to save the day.

And before anyone asks, no, I don't know why he's still speaking in a bad French accent. And I don't know why a giant bird kidnapped his sister. But once he allies himself with Shaggy and his valley girl pirate princess, I'm sure Link will make everything alright.

Because remember: no matter the world, La Résistance lives on!

(NOTE: Yes, I confess, we did edit a fair amount of the Doom portion out of the video. This was because a lot of it was either unwatchable laggy and shreddy game play or Izzy the Fool trying to guide me through the fixing process remotely. I tried to keep the spirit of the experience without the slog-filled pain, and I hope that this endeavor was successful.)

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This episode's non-profit, in honour of all the TERFS and other sexists who have been making their usual bad noise of late, is the Trevor Foundation. The Trevor Foundation is an organization dedicated to helping young LGBTQIA+ people get whatever support they need for whatever storms they are weathering.

Main Website:
https://www.thetrevorproject.org

To Donate:
https://give.thetrevorproject.org/give/63307/#!/donation/checkout

And if you can't afford to support them financially, please consider signal boosting them by spreading the links around wherever they might do some good. After all, that's what I'm doing.

(And if you /can/ afford it but you prefer anonymity, remember that you can always keep your name unlisted, or even donate in the name of your favorite bigot. Just saying.)
8{D~

EDIT: The Humblebundle deal is ended as of the 29th of June, 2023.

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“Coyote Streams” airs every Sunday, approximately 4pm-6pm Central Standard Time.

At about 3:50pm, there will usually be a pre-show with classic cartoons.

Afterwards, I play video games for the unbridled delight of people everywhere.

Let's see what happens! 8{D~

(Alas, I am not in a position to properly subtitle these stream recordings, as would be my preference. However, YouTube's system seems to do a fair job, and my non-stream videos are fully subtitled for the accessibility and amusement of the Deaf and Hard of Hearing community.)

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