Win a copy of Rustler! Grand Theft Horse gameplay first look
Rustler is a new take on GTA set in medieval times. It features minstrels. I hate minstrels.
The alpha demo which includes 1 hour of gameplay is available on Kickstarter now : https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gameops/rustler-medieval-grand-theft-horse
If you'd like to win a copy I have one to give away. Watch to the end of the video to find out how. Failing that I'm sure someone will spill the details in the comments. They do that.
Here's the full blurb:
Grand Theft… Horse
In Rustler, you’re not a hero. This time, you weren’t born to be a mighty knight and you won’t become the king after killing a dragon.
You’re just a medieval thug, a simple criminal who’s trying to get rich and not killed in the meantime. Easy to say, harder to do - especially when you’re on the rock-bottom of feudal social ladder. But who said you need to obey the law? Throw a knight off his horse, lose the chase and roam around the castle town like a boss.
Every choice has its consequences… but not here!
Enjoy your freedom in an open-world, medieval-inspired setting. You won’t find here either historical, or political correctness. Prepare yourself for wild, over-the-top action and parody of RPG cliches. Take a job from one of various fractions: spoiled priests, exploitative merchants, corrupted city guards or boorish villagers. Or... just give up the plot like you always do and make some mess in the city using melee and ranged weapons.
Different times, same sh… style
Experience old school, skill-based combat in fast-paced gameplay. Fight on foot or hop on one of the mounts (like horses or wagons). Slash your enemies with a sword, impale them upon your spear... or just use a simple pitchfork if you don’t have any fancy weapons. Take them down from distance with a bow or a crossbow.
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(*) - Today's secret: It's a one and done, friends. Thought you might want a quick look, and I fancied duffing up a couple of minstrels.