| 1. | bloated 50 year old man past his prime and living out his latent triple h fantasies makes a mom joke | 1,300 | |
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| 2. | this is the promo that caused cm punk to legitimately hate hangman adam page (Workers Rights promo) | 778 | |
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| 3. | aliyah cuts a promo while reading from a script | 750 | |
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| 4. | jungle boy jack perry: "you know what this is right here? real glass! go cry me a river." | 739 | |
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| 5. | roman reigns: "you must be sleeping under a rock or something nigga" (roman reigns says the n word) | 473 | |
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| 6. | elmer fudd: "are you through?" *bugs bunny deflates* | 413 | |
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| 7. | companies, brands, and corporations on july 1st be like (pov: when pride month is over) | 379 | |
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| 8. | kurt angle: "i want to have sex with your wife; i'm not just talking any kind of sex with your wife" | 202 | |
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| 9. | former wwe wrestler best known for being a useful space-filler in a pride month poster gets arrested | 171 | |
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| 10. | jon moxley summarizes cm punk's aew career (Fragile Ego, Fragile Body, Weak Mind, Weak Spirit promo) | 159 | |
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| 11. | top dolla disses jinder mahal and shanky (maharaja diss track / the rap song that got hit row fired) | 139 | |
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| 12. | CM Punk shoots on Ryback injuring him | 133 | |
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| 13. | roman reigns to austin theory: "your daddy's not here anymore" | 125 | |
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| 14. | dodoria: "bussy." | 112 | |
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| 15. | donald duck gets plunged by louie | 109 | |
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| 16. | jim ross: "oh my god, cum!!!" | 97 | |
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| 17. | vince mcmahon: "what up, g?" | 92 | |
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| 18. | tony khan shoots on eric bischoff at aew double or nothing's post media scrum | 88 | |
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| 19. | sammy guevara: "gotcha bitch" | 87 | |
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| 20. | theodore long: "gentlemen, i want you to do me a favor. remove this cracker from my show!" | 78 | |
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| 21. | bloated 50 year old husband of an insurrection participant gets shut down by jesse the body ventura | 77 | |
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| 22. | the perfect reason to hate daniel bryan danielson exists | 77 | |
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| 23. | cm punk: "send hook!" | 77 | |
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| 24. | female fan heckles rick rude's 10 bell salute; gets verbally destroyed by paul heyman & the dudleys | 76 | |
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| 25. | edge: "...arizona happens to be one of the last states that recognize martin luther king day" | 64 | |
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| 26. | joe black flips an overweight front row fan's hat off; fan works himself into a shoot; brawl ensues | 62 | |
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| 27. | DAVE MELTZER GETS TRIGGERED! CALLS THEA TRINIDAD/ZELINA VEGA "FUCKING STUPID"! | 60 | |
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| 28. | mojo jojo: "CURRR- no. you know what? that's it. i'm done." | 59 | |
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| 29. | aggressively punching a cow in red dead redemption 2 | 58 | | Red Dead Redemption 2
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| 30. | aj styles: "cap! that's cap! totally cap. that means lie." | 53 | |
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| 31. | the perfect reason to hate daniel bryan danielson exists [15 minute loop] | 53 | |
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| 32. | mr. mcmahon wishes he could "milk" a fish (surf's up 2: wavemania) | 50 | |
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| 33. | bobby lashley: "this bullshit needs to stop now" | 50 | |
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| 34. | luther reigns wants turkey, mashed potatoes, and peas | 49 | |
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| 35. | roman reigns: "why would that man play games with me- WHY WOULD YOU PLAY GAMES WITH ME?!" | 47 | |
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| 36. | waffle house worker daigo parries a thrown chair while i play street fighter 3 third strike music | 46 | | Street Fighter III
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| 37. | mvp: "would you shutcho dumbass up" | 45 | |
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| 38. | brandi rhodes: "who the hell told you tonight was open mic night bitch" | 44 | |
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| 39. | Family Guy: To Be Continued | 43 | |
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| 40. | scott steiner: "hailing from dunkin' donuts from the great state of obesity" | 42 | |
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| 41. | cm punk: "if you like what you saw, tell your friends! if you didn't like it, shut the fuck up." | 40 | |
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| 42. | jamie foxx: "you get your f*ckin' hands off me" *quivers lips* | 33 | |
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| 43. | seth rollins gets attacked by a fan: ELISAH SPENCER CUTS A PROMO ON INSTAGRAM | 33 | |
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| 44. | brandi talks to cody rhodes about her vagina for what feels like the longest minute of your life | 31 | |
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| 45. | kevin dunn calls ahmed johnson on wwf livewire and pretends to be a black man from florida named bob | 31 | |
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| 46. | charlotte flair cuts a promo about simone biles and having a nervous breakdown | 28 | |
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| 47. | seth rollins: "this. is. bullshit." | 28 | |
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| 48. | ＢＯＳＳ ＦＩＧＨＴ：𝚃 𝙷 𝙴 𝚂 𝚆 𝙾 𝙻 𝙴 𝚃 𝙰 𝚁 𝙸 𝙰 𝚃 | 28 | |
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| 49. | vince mcmahon: "come on out, you rapist" | 27 | |
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| 50. | that time seth rollins wanted kenny omega in the 2017 royal rumble match | 27 | |
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| 51. | tony khan chugs a bottle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | 27 | |
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| 52. | becky lynch predicts liv morgan's run as champion going up in smoke as she gets booed by fickle fans | 27 | |
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| 53. | SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS | 26 | |
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| 54. | vince mcmahon dances to dude love's entrance theme while mick foley sits like a scolded dog | 26 | |
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| 55. | finn balor has enabled KEVIN DUNN MODE | 26 | |
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| 56. | mark zuckerberg: "nice job team 😃" | 25 | |
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| 57. | stu grayson GOES OFF on the booking of himself and the dark order | 25 | |
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| 58. | tony khan: "i'm serious, i'm not gonna sit back and take this fucking shit" | 24 | |
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| 59. | vince mcmahon lashes out at ashley massaro over spilled coffee for two uncomfortable minutes | 24 | |
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| 60. | cody rhodes: "BALLS." | 22 | |
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| 61. | squidward gets drilled by a fish | 22 | |
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| 62. | shadow the hedgehog wants to pee in a hot topic | 21 | |
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| 63. | jon moxley: "hey, go fuck yourself. get that guy out of here. piece of shit." | 21 | |
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| 64. | maxwell jacob friedman: "mid!!!" | 21 | |
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| 65. | bloated 50 year old man suffering from a 20 year long midlife crisis takes up cosplaying as a clown | 21 | |
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| 66. | yeah that's right i f*cked your woman | 20 | |
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| 67. | Xavier Woods reacts to another round of WWE firings while AOTS goes on/returns from commercial break | 20 | |
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| 68. | stephanie mcmahon recalls vince mcmahon trafficking her to his business associates at 17 years old | 19 | |
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| 69. | vince mcmahon: "hey boys, check it out. here's a member of the taliban!" | 19 | |
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| 70. | markiplier: "what the f*cking f*ck?! that is not okay!" | 19 | |
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| 71. | jim ross: "sit your ass down. go to sleep. you know, give us all a break." | 18 | |
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| 72. | wwe reveals new nxt logo while i play aew dynamite's 2019-2020 theme | 17 | |
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| 73. | wrestler who needed crowds to go away to finally get himself over shoots on why cm punk wasn't over | 17 | |
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| 74. | vince mcmahon to ashley massaro: "you're gonna cry now? you gonna cry? huh, you gonna cry?!" | 16 | |
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| 75. | double or nothing 2022's let's f**king go vs all out's let's f**king go | 16 | |
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| 76. | robin kills nightwing in the injustice movie while i play sound effects from ed edd n eddy | 16 | |
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| 77. | cody rhodes: "what do you guys want to talk about?" | 15 | |
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| 78. | taz offers joey styles a friendly halloween present | 15 | |
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| 79. | deadbeat phil projects his insecurities and delusions onto the future bloated 50 year old man (2012) | 15 | |
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| 80. | adam cole: "i mean for god sakes, i came!" | 15 | |
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| 81. | How Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn came up with Pete Dunne's new name (Pete Dunne's new name is Butch) | 14 | |
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| 82. | did hangman adam page shoot on deadbeat phil at the main event of aew double or nothing 2022? | 14 | |
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| 83. | cm punk: "um so you know just... go touch grass." | 13 | |
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| 84. | cyberpunk 2077: "¡hola!" *explodes* | 13 | | Cyberpunk 2077
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| 85. | this is a certified hood classic | 13 | |
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| 86. | roman reigns shoots on how repetitive his promos and his storylines have become since turning heel | 13 | |
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| 87. | aliyah the automaton | aliyah cuts a promo while reading from a script | 12 | |
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| 88. | rat-faced 40 year old neckbeardian podcaster spazzes at concept of losing to people who aren't white | 12 | Show |
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| 89. | maki itoh: "i will kick your ass bitch" | 12 | |
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| 90. | kurt angle: "yeah!" | 12 | |
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| 91. | christian cage's lil jon promo | 12 | |
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| 92. | brock lesnar: "i'm coming. i'm just going to come as hard as i can" | 12 | |
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| 93. | ashleyroboto: "the lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch come on" | 12 | |
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| 94. | booker t: "you lookin' real jacked, you lookin' real jacked baby" | 12 | |
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| 95. | angry video game nerd: "fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!" | 12 | |
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| 96. | DEXTER LUMIS IS A RACIST 😡 (Satire) | 12 | |
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| 97. | d'lo brown: "free at last, free at last, free to cane a white boy's ass" | 12 | |
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| 98. | i hear you taking a shit. hurry the fuck up | 11 | |
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| 99. | road dogg to r-truth: "what is it with you people's infatuation with fried chicken" | 11 | |
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| 100. | dolph ziggler: "it should have been me... it should have been me. it should have been me!" | 11 | |
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