| 1. | I’d definitely crap my pants. #shorts | 566 | |
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| 2. | I told her it was in the trunk! #shorts | 382 | |
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| 3. | This is one of those toys that you only use once because it’s too much work. #shorts | 283 | |
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| 4. | Fighter pilot. Sleep apnea. Same thing. #shorts | 260 | |
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| 5. | Why aren’t they making noise? What are they up to!? #shorts | 213 | |
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| 6. | Another useless life hack. #shorts | 203 | |
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| 7. | Why build it when you can buy it? #lifehacks #shorts | 186 | |
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| 8. | I’ve got cool stuff too bro. Stop bragging. #shorts #lysol | 183 | |
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| 9. | My latest invention is going to be a HOT SELLER this holiday season. GET IT NOW! #shorts | 181 | |
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| 10. | What if the classic baseball movie Rookie of the Year was actually about dodgeball? #shorts | 176 | |
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| 11. | This is one heck of a parenting trick that will never work. #shorts | 175 | |
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| 12. | I like to live life dangerously. #shorts | 152 | |
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| 13. | Can’t get blood from a stone. Sue away. #shorts | 148 | |
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| 14. | The #friends theme song is a banger. #shorts | 147 | |
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| 15. | How’d they make it look so real. #shorts | 139 | |
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| 16. | A very necessary warning label. #parenting #shorts | 126 | |
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| 17. | How would describe your kids in 5 words or less? #parenting #dadlife #dadjokes #savedbythebell #fail | 126 | |
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| 18. | This is one of those toys that you only use once because it’s too much work. #parenting #toys | 120 | |
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| 19. | It’s cheaper than what the Doctor wanted me to pay for. #parenting #dadlife #dadjokes #dadbod #funny | 117 | |
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| 20. | The phrase “real adult lego” is MIGHTY suggestive. #shorts | 113 | |
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| 21. | What the fox? #shorts | 106 | |
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| 22. | The best way to deal with kidnappers is to not care about your kid. #fail #dad #parenting #funny | 105 | |
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| 23. | More is not always merrier. #parenting #shorts | 102 | |
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| 24. | Pocket Drums: Ruining Friendship Since Invention. #shorts | 101 | |
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| 25. | Parenting Fail. Who amongst us hasn’t delivered some sweet chin music to their child? #shorts | 101 | |
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| 26. | It’s a fact. Children ruin everything. #lifehacks #shorts | 99 | |
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| 27. | I’ll make my kid look like Hannibal Lecter for a few minutes of quiet. #shorts #parenting | 99 | |
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| 28. | Fowel Language #shorts #dadjokes | 98 | |
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| 29. | This was definitely created by a white guy. #shorts | 94 | |
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| 30. | Why Cloth Diapers Suck! #shorts | 94 | |
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| 31. | PARENTING HACK ALERT! #parenting #dadlife #dadjokes #momlife #parentingtips #parentinghacks #fail | 91 | |
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| 32. | Beer Can #lifehacks #fail #fiveminutecraft | 90 | |
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| 33. | I CANNOT believe this website exists! #shorts | 90 | |
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| 34. | Kids are idiots. #shorts | 86 | |
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| 35. | Looking this good takes A LOT of practice. #shorts | 84 | |
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| 36. | The latest Fast and Furious looks AMAZING! #fail #car #fastandfurious | 83 | |
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| 37. | Families are the WORST! #shorts | 82 | |
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| 38. | White Men Can’t Jump. It’s science. # #dadlife #dadjokes #dadbod #basketball #basketballdunk #fail | 79 | | White Men Can't Jump
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| 39. | Fighter pilot. Sleep apnea. Same thing. #dangerzone #topgun #apnea #kennyloggins | 79 | |
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| 40. | What’s the opposite of a #lifehack ? #fail #lifehacks | 77 | |
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| 41. | Why are episodes of Bluey only 8min long? #shorts | 76 | |
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| 42. | Follow me for more #marriagetips #shorts | 72 | |
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| 43. | You shouldn’t laugh at children. #shorts #fail #parenting | 70 | |
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| 44. | This hack will change your life. #shorts #lifehacks #hairhacks | 70 | |
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| 45. | NEW SEGMENT! WHITE PEOPLE 💩 PART 1! # shorts | 69 | |
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| 46. | Someone help me understand #swimming #lessons #parenting | 65 | |
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| 47. | NOT ALL DADS! #parenting #fail #dad #mom | 65 | |
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| 48. | The Top 3 Celebrities I know Too Much About. #taylorswift #swiftie #erastour #jada #britneyspears | 63 | |
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| 49. | This mug has multiple purposes. #shorts | 61 | |
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| 50. | My doppelgänger seems obvious when you think about it. #shorts | 61 | |
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| 51. | Well if you must know…#shorts | 59 | |
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| 52. | JUST THROW IT AWAY! #lifehacks #mariekondo #crafts | 59 | |
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| 53. | The best part about Teslsas? #tesla #elonmusk #elon #teslamodel3 #teslamodels #driving #driver | 58 | |
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| 54. | Jack Black is ruining my life. @JackBlackOfficial #dadjokes #dadbod #parenting #peaches #bowser | 56 | |
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| 55. | I WAS IN THE POOL! #shrinkage #shorts | 56 | |
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| 56. | Bedtime SUCKS! #parenting #fail #dadlife #momlife #mom #dad #dadjokes #papaswolio #bedtime | 56 | |
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| 57. | Masterchef #lifehacks #shorts | 52 | |
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| 58. | Three words could change your life. #mrbeast #mrbeast #dadlife #parenting #viral #stitch | 51 | |
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| 59. | It was such an honour to meet him. #parenting #dadlife #celebrity #celebritycrush #scoobydoo #scooby | 49 | |
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| 60. | Based on a true story. #oops #shorts | 48 | |
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| 61. | He kinds deserves this for not buying a notmal bicycle. #fail #shorts #bicycle | 44 | |
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| 62. | Modern Technology Is AMAZING! #dadlife #dadjokes #supermario #supermariobros #gamer #bowser #dadbod | 43 | | Super Mario Bros.
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| 63. | MacGyver has got not nothing on this guy. #fail #macgruber #macgyver | 43 | |
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| 64. | I must be working out incorrectly. #shorts #gym #gymlife | 39 | |
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| 65. | David gets a public cleaning. #shorts | 36 | |
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| 66. | #Parents, please do not buy this product. Your child will hate it. #shorts | 34 | |
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| 67. | White People 💩. Part 3. #shorts | 34 | |
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| 68. | These puppets are VERY #diverse #melissaanddoug #diversity #parenting #parentingtips #parenthood | 41 | |
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| 69. | A roadtrip game not necessarily for kids. #parenting #dadlife #roadtrip | 35 | |
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| 70. | When the sign says “Do Not Tap on the Glass” you really should listen. #fail #scary #fishtank | 33 | |
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| 71. | It’s very impressive but my kid would like a turn on the monkey bars. #shorts | 33 | |
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| 72. | White People 💩 Part 2 | 33 | |
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| 73. | How did Seth MacFarlane get this past the censors? #funny #comedy #familyguy #petergriffin #foxtv | 32 | |
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| 74. | Those ungrateful little bastards. #shorts | 32 | |
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| 75. | Maybe today will be different. #parenting #fail #dadlife #mom #dad #momlife #toddlers | 31 | |
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| 76. | This is one of those #parenting moments that is hard to describe. #dadlife #momlife #dad #mom | 31 | |
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| 77. | BOOM! ROASTED! #parenting #dadjokes #pregnancy #bowling #mom #momlife #dadlife #pregnant | 30 | |
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| 78. | They are so similar to us in so many ways. #dadjokes #dadbod #momlife #marriage #marriedlife | 29 | |
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| 79. | I don’t understand this generation. #dadlife #parenting #dadjokes #dadbod #teenager #oldman #retro | 29 | |
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| 80. | Who would you cast in a live action #pawpatrol movie? #pawpatrolmovie #nickelodeon | 28 | |
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| 81. | Those French classes are really paying off! #frenchclasses #blogto #ontario #dadjokes #frenchie | 28 | |
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| 82. | This is one of my favourite days of the year. #shorts #dadlife #santaclaus | 27 | |
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| 83. | What’s stopping you from chasing your #dreams ? #parenting #dad #dadlife #mom #momlife | 27 | |
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| 84. | The people who create these #lifehacks need to find different #hobbies #fail #parenting | 27 | |
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| 85. | I may not be a #pickup artist but I’ve got #dadjokes for days. #parenting #pickuplines #dadlife | 27 | |
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| 86. | AMERICA IS WILD! #shorts | 26 | |
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| 87. | Another HORRIBLE #lifehacks #fail #diy #handyman | 25 | |
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| 88. | I’m a little late to this trend but I think I nailed it. #lizzo #parenting #fail #dadlife #dadjokes | 25 | |
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| 89. | Nailed it! #shorts #bluey | 24 | |
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| 90. | You know we are all thinking it! #parenting #dad #dadlife #mom #momlife | 24 | |
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| 91. | You’ll never hear it the same again. #eminem #dadjokes #marshallmathers #slimshady #misheardlyrics | 24 | |
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| 92. | This is the opposite of gun control. #dadlife #guncontrol #nra #canada # #parenting #fail | 24 | |
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| 93. | Tag Avril Lavigne until we get a response on this! #avrillavigne #skaterboi #complicated #parenting | 23 | |
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| 94. | I’m told the child is fine but the cat has been shot into the sun! #shorts #cats #dumb | 23 | |
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| 95. | Why I ask for subscribers. #shorts | 22 | |
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| 96. | I found another terrible toy. #shorts #parenting | 21 | |
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| 97. | #Parents I found a product for your #pickyeater #lifehacks #parenting | 20 | |
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| 98. | Where are we going? #shorts | 20 | |
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| 99. | She must make the world’s best tacos. #shorts #tacotuesday #cups | 19 | |
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| 100. | Fish Tacos That Your Child Will LOVE! #parenting #foodie #chef | 18 | |
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