07.12.19 #LOFNOTC #bravenewfool

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Published on July 13, 2019 10:26:29 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca6ozqgVqjg

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Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (1987)

Duration: 2:50:18

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07.12.19 #LOFNOTC #bravenewfool


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I know a lot of you guys are tired of Link, but I am hell bent on trying to beat this game on my own…

When you get older you will understand..

Paul joins me on Skype and does really funny problematic impressions…

Now if some odd reason you watch this, and your snowflake feelings get hurt then I’m sorry you’re a pussy…it’s a joke…

You are more then welcome to come make fun of us…

Outside of that….

Thank you to Paul, Edgyjew, and everyone that stopped by while I tried to beat this castle.


Clearly for Entertainment Purposes only…Seek Immediate Medical Treatment if Exposed to Eyes, Ears, Ass or Mouth…


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What is #LOFNOTC?
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The Duncan Trussell Family Hour #124. "Talking Stones with Danielle Bolleli"
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transcribed by @PsychedeLurk

Ya dun goofed, God. You've convinced yourself you're a human again. You think that your name is something that can be uttered through the end of the feeding tube you use to chew up hamburgers. You're trapped! In a gravity well. You forgot it was a dream, and now you're taking everything seriously. You don't realize that you're like The Prodigal Son, wandering through the great wilderness having forgotten that your birth right is not lack in limitation, but is in fact the store houses of heaven. You're an angel that passed out from drinking too much, or you're like a high powered business man or woman, who like all high powered business men and women, from time to time like to drive down to Culver city and get the shit spanked out of them by a dominatrix. That's you! God! In the great S&M dungeon we call planet Earth, enjoying the experience of not having to control everything for once, as the great dominatrix of life inserts her high heel deep into your immortal rectum. But when you're tired of it you can always leave the dungeon. Just don't forget, how are you going to enjoy being in a dungeon if you think you can never leave? That's the secret message in all religions, that we're all God getting the shit kicked out of us by a very talented dominatrix we call Mother Earth. I just want to remind you as the weekend approaches, that you've got a terrible case of universal amnesia, and whenever you're ready to have that dark lady's fist removed from your aching ass hole, she'll do it. All ya gotta do is say please. It'll happen! Trust me. You're gonna wake up to your true identity eventually, but you don't have to do it until you're ready. That's the whole point. Enjoy the flogging! And when you're ready, towel yourself off, give Mother Earth a nice tip, and head back to your cosmic skyscraper and start creating infinity again, because it's fun!

This is Duncan Trussell, and you, God, are listening to The Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast, and this song is for you. You wrote it when you were John Lennon.

God by John Lennon continues to play, moving from the background.....

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