2. There Are Many Ways (That You Can Die In Space) - Star Explorers The Musical
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LYRICS
JAMIE
How are you guys supposed to perform something like this when you know nothing about sci-fi. A sci-fi death has got to be gory, and cringe worthy and just plain gross.
Some people are so restricted
By the thought of stage
That a death is something
They can't comprehend
JASON
Like in Shakespeare for example
Who would kill his characters
And not even get them quite a proper end
COURTNEY
They may clutch at their heart
Or have dismembered body parts
JAMIE
But nothing, no quite nothing can compare
To the crazy gross and sometimes slimy
Murders that you think
That are happening up there
Space
The final frontier
But you'll never hear
Those words again
If you cut off your ear
JASON
There are trash
Compacting rooms
On detention floors
And you'll need stupid robots
Just to open up the doors
JAMIE
You can get implanted
With a Xenomorph
That will burst out your chest
GEOFFREY
It's almost guaranteed
In science fiction
You'll have a crazy fucking death
ALL
You can
Blow them out the air lock
Or crushed by giant rocks
You can accidentally squash them
In the face
You can have the worst luck
Like being stuck
With Sandra Bullock
There are many ways that
You can die in space
JAMIE
Stage
Has had it's share
Of people who push
Limits and change the
Atmosphere
GEOFFREY
Like blood
And buckets of goo
JAMIE
But with sci-fi there's
a large amount of
Things that you can do
Like getting your brain
Sucked out of your head
By an alien who has a second mouth
GEOFFREY
Or like street violent gangs
Have an orange like clockwork
Cause what the fuck was that movie even about?
JAMIE
Like a
Doctor who companion
You can die and die again
But if you blink then you'll be
Gone without a trace
You could fight the Sith
And holy shit
The Death Star just exploded
There are many ways that
You can die in space.
You don't have to worry about killer ghost
Unless you go on a mission to Mars
ALL
Mission to Mars
Unless you play the game Space Ace
Or get exploded in a chase
Or get your DNA displaced
Or somehow get your brain replaced
Yes its is gruesome, gross disgusting
And there will be spleens go busting
There are many ways that you can die in space