2GP D&D Quote the Bard 7/17/23 - The Tale of Tipsy Hooves
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The Tale of Tipsy Hooved
"In realms of revelry, a centaur did prance,
With hooves unsteady, in a drunken trance,
He belched and stumbled, a pitiful sight,
Clumsy mix of man and horse, oh, what a plight.
"His words slurred, a garbled symphony,
A jester's jest, a parody of glee,
Oh, drunken centaur, with your stumbling gait,
Pray tell, how much ale shall you drink 'til late?"
- the Incomparable Giacomo; King of Bards and Bard of Kings