"All the Convoluted Reasons That We Know Jenna Is Sans" Song
185On a certain fateful day when we were in Mrs. Bazaldua's class during Junior Year, something I randomly said to Noah Lliles (@N0ah_The_B0ah) turned into a whole conspiracy theory that is discussed on @Jenna.Is.Sans on Instagram
On a certain fateful day,
We were in Bazaldua’s class...
In Junior Year when me and
Noah were trying to pass
But today we were just goofing off
And never getting caught
Then my friend Matthew.Niverse,
Had an int’resting thought
“Hey have you seen Jenna Salem (@Jinajens) and Sans (Undertale) in the same room?”
“No, I haven’t!”
“So that would mean that they
Are the same person I presume”
It became a schoolwide joke
With our investigation plans
All the convoluted reasons
That we know Jenna is Sans.
She would play a game
With pixelated hearts now and then.
She was called by the name Sans
In Drama class by Hogan.
She would wear a dark blue jacket
With both her hands in her pockets,
There’s a mystery to find out
And we both aim to unlock it.
There’s still so much to learn about
What her true form entails
But someday the whole world
Will get to see the truth unveiled
There’s already so much proof
It has been clear since we began
All the convoluted reasons
That we know Jenna is Sans.