ArraySeven: How To Mario Pyro [Team Fortress 2]

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Published on March 4, 2013 4:01:53 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7rvmERVe9I

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Team Fortress 2 (2007)

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Greetings all of you staring at a screen right now, my name is ArraySeven and today I am unleashing the Mario Pyro. I'm going to give a quick shoutout to my friend Pimpin' Dave here for helping me out with this, couldn't have done it without him. This method of murder requires 2 people: one to be an uber medic and the other a pyro weilding the homewrecker. Of course, you could use other weapons, but a sledgehammer screams badass in the other team's face. It does less damage, but that only it's only going to be a more agonizing death. Just like Mario, the moment you get an uber and the homewrecker nothing can touch you, and for an added effect have one of you mic spam the tune you hear in the original game.
If you are the pyro in this, there are things you gotta carve on the inside of your eyelids. I know I'll shoot myself in the anus later for saying this, but until you get that uber, you're gonna have to pick your battles carefully. This goes against everything I believe in. After all, I follow my "make sure every bite is more than you can chew" motto religiously. the homewrecker does less damage, so you'll be pummeling someone else's pee-hole for a bit longer than normal, but f-ck yeah it's worth it. Now ya also gotta take care of your medic friend. Think of it as bring your daughter to work day. Make him hold your hand when you cross the payload tracks, if he's hurt, escort him to a medkit, if hes on fire, extinguish hi, and god forbid his diaper is full and he gets cranky. In which case put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.
Now medics, your job is to keep that medigun focused on your pyro daddy. Make sure you annoy him though, jump around like a rabbity little shit every chance you get, it's worth it to piss off daddy in front of his coworkers. Uber when there are 2-3 people in the area getting ready to kill, and do if you know for a goddamn fact you're going to go to a medic-y grave. Pop it, don't drop it.
And one last note. Look out for the douchebag CMOP-happy pyros. Yeah, I said Cmop. Cmop. I mispelled comp as in compression blast talking to pimpin' dave and weve been calling them that since. If a pyro cmops you something funky, back up and and shoot him in the DICK.

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