Array Seven: How to Fat Scout [Team Fortress 2]

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Published on March 19, 2013 1:04:04 AM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrGPBG-6hDI

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Team Fortress 2 (2007)

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Tutorial

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Hello there Youtube and beyond my name is ArraySeven and today I bring you a tutorial on how to play as the fat-ass scout, also known as shotgun heavy. Your load out is fairly self explanatory. All you need is the Gloves of running urgently, the stock shotgun or family business, and the brass beast.
The major turn on for being a scout is being fast, and the GRU's give you an excellent speed boost. Use them to shimmy on up to the front line and the moment you some poor sap hobbling around by himself fill him full of manhood. And make sure you get as many players as you can to go shotgun heavy. Nothing is more formidable than an army that looks like honey-boo-boo's mother waddling straight at you with goddamn shotguns. The more the better folks! the more the better!
Now some of you may be asking yourselves what you need the brass beast for. And my answer is absolutely NOTHING. The reason I say equip the brass beast is because by the time you manage to switch weapons and spin the damn thing they've already pumping you full of ouch.
And be sure to jump around like a scout. cap the intel like a scout, backpedal like a scout. Don't forget to punch some shit up too. The GRU's are boxing gloves after all, use them! And when you see an enemy scout, target him. forget everyone else and kill that son of a bitch. send him back to throwing up in the bathroom. Be fat and proud! Big is beautiful! Never let any anorexic scouts tell you otherwise! Curse the world for making you buy two tickets to use a teleporter because of your size! Put on your big boy triple XL pants and make them relish your size! be a meat-tank and absolutely DOMINATE.

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