Battle Chopper - Bio Privilege - MCIHAD
3Wherein the titular chopper has feet, and the second stage is a dark maze! Dayumn! Cute ‘em ups of this sort sure don’t avoid being Impossible. This helicopter, being closed in on and felled by tiny helicopters, appears to Nick’s mind (somehow!) as “arthouse bullshit.” The fun part I guess is that he technically can’t be wrong! Speaking of wrongness, we ask about whether anyone considers helicopters masculine or feminine. To sate your curiosity, all I could verify is that, according to the French, our titular helicopter monster would logically be presumed to have a dick. (Oh no!)
How many cores does it take to make a helicopter able to stand on two legs? Comment below if you have a cogent hypothesis for us to mull over. Stay tuned for Keith facetiously proposing terrible places for everyone to live. An unkind piece of media overall.