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Whenever Beavis consumes large quantities of stimulants (sugar, caffeine, etc.), he enters into a hyperactive phase, with symptoms including convulsions, nonsensical jabbering and gazing cross-eyed at his fist. When a Spanish-sounding word is then spoken or mentioned in conversation, he undergoes what appears to be a complete personality change, pulls his shirt over his head (producing a makeshift hood covering his hair) and begins marching around, his hands at either sides of his face with palms forward, making loud proclamations in a quasi-Spanish accent, stating "I am Cornholio!".
"Cornholio" claims that he is from various locations in Latin America. He has stated on one occasion that he is from Nicaragua and also claims that his home is in Lake Titicaca (with the word providing comedy for Beavis, because of its combination of the slang words titty for breasts and caca for feces), which is in reality located between Peru and Bolivia. His apparent mission in life is to find "TP (toilet paper) for my bunghole", as "My people are without bungholes", or, in an obvious contradiction, that "My people have but one bunghole." This apparent contradiction is typical of the nonsense he frequently spouts: at other times he claims he himself is a bunghole, that he has no bunghole, that he has a portfolio in his bunghole, that his bunghole will eat now, that he is a gringo, or calls upon "the Almighty Bunghole" (either referring to himself or his supposed god), or that he is the envoy or guardian of the Almighty Bunghole. He has also said, in a one sentence contradiction, that: "You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole! For I have no bunghole." He has also expressed an interest in "oleo" (oil), presumably because it rhymes with his name, as well as "Roleos" regarding to the spanish word "rollo", a short name used for "rollo de papel" which can be translated to "paper roll" and it means "TP" (toilet paper) for some Latin American people. In the Halloween special "Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest" it can also be attributed to the candy brand "Rollos". He has also expressed interest in "Agua" (Water), presumably because it rhymes with Nicaragua. "Nicaragua" was the word that caused his first transformation, after which he paced around Van Driessens classroom chanting "Agua for my bunghole".