Better line names pending | Transport Fever 2 Mainline #48
542Two splendid new passenger lines in today's escapade with some track that's actually laid out in a pleasing fashion. I say pleasing, but I mean adequate. I say adequate, but I mean quick. Yeah. Quicktrack. That's surely a brand name already... let's have a look... yes, apparently it's a bicycle luggage system of some kind. Although for reasons best known to some dipstick marketeer it's written QuiCkTrack® WHY THOUGH? WHY? WHY? WHY? You language perverting clown! Why would you do this?
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