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Blur (2010)

Duration: 18:33

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-WARNING. LONG DESCRIPTION. DO NOT CLICK IF SENSITIVE TO OPINION, LANGUAGE, OR ARE A NOOB.-

These guys are all ex-BID, and I have never encountered a dirtier, unsporting bunch of prats. I think BID Arsonist was the only one driving properly ... who knows.

ANYWAYS.

This was a supposed $300 clan race, best of 6 ... which in itself is a stupid number, since there's the possibility of a tie and we'd have to do a tie-breaker. Still, it was a 6-v-6 race ... which very quickly turned into a farce.

I ended up making myself look a prat in the videos; made myself look unable to drive. But that's because after about twenty/thirty seconds into the first race, I was pissed off. We were supposed to be racing AAA but instead we got a bunch of BID rejects racing in their place, because obviously the REAL AAA couldn't beat 1NS in a clan match, could they?

Evidently these ex-BID members have a vendetta and they decided that it was okay for them to drive like pricks. Hence, why I'm so very sarcastic in the video title and description, because I don't consider this a clan race. I consider this an art of showing up your supposed clan as being a bunch of tossers who can only win because you have to ram and spam nitro mod in order to win. I've raced each and every single one of these guys 1v1 in power-up lobbies, and I've always come out the victor. There's no question that I can outrace them with Drifter, thus they had to resort to embarrassing tactics to try to win.

Honestly, don't take this 'race' as a show of skill - unlike other clan matches I've recorded, which were always raced decently, if with a little rough respect for one another. These guys, quite frankly, are a joke, and I challenge each and every one of them to try to win against me using Front Runner. I know that they won't, because they'll say "Front runner is for pussies.". Well, spamming potentially infinite nitros is for pussies. Where's the skill in obtaining a nitro then holding the handbrake for two seconds at a corner? A few shocks and some well-aimed bolts and you're fucked. Where's your drifter mod then?

Anyways ... I'm uploading these videos to showcase just what some people have to do to win. I'll spoil the ending; it ended 3v3 because we gave them a taste of their own medicine. They ragequit after the 6th race and thus it was a draw. Obviously, they didn't want to give us the $300 and they'll probably claim they won and keep it. Again, only pussies would do that.

I could have won the second race, but I was in the mood to try and fuck with them, hence the strange choice of scrambler on Tokyo. It didn't work. I figured better ways to nerf these cunts at their own game and they didn't whitewash us with their noob tactics like they thought they would.

Guys, I don't care if you read this. I don't care what your opinion of this is. Let it be known that nobody has any respect for you, that you've given the likes of AAA (of which I respect a lot of members, such as SoSoPretty and Snowangel) the worst rep possible, and that Real Men Use Front Runner.

To everyone else who read this far in the description - Yes, I'm annoyed. I'm usually not like this, but these guys deserve all the negative rep that I'm prepared to throw at them. As you see in other videos I'm perfectly respectful of other racers, acknowledge losses (even if at the time I may be a little peeved I was robbed or gimped or something - shit happens) and I even know many races I've uploaded I shouldn't have won (gameplay 41 as an example).

SO yeah - to all Blur racers. Give these assholes hell if you see them.


ALSO - all negative feedback regarding this will be removed and you will be blocked. If you can't agree with me, then piss off and don't say a word. This goes for your BID rejects as well as for any other Youtube noobs who think it smart to cockmouth some random video. You've been warned.

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