Bring Me to Life (Magic the Gathering Parody)

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United States StrataGames
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Game:
Magic: The Gathering (1997)
Duration: 4:00
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Magic the Gathering song parody for Theros Beyond Death.

Lyrics:
Theros block did not go as planned back in ’13…
We focused too much on heroes
Instead of enchantments, too many mechanics
This time we won’t take any risks
We’ll stick with what we know will work; Theros: take two

Devotion, gods all get new cards
Constellation, landfall of the stars
Prophecy, scry is evergreen now that’s handy
Inspired, only with regret
And tribute, we strive to forget
Escape, let’s try flashback with a minor twist

Flavor and story worked real well
so let’s repeat it
Most of our characters are dead
Bring back… to life

Underworld, bet you thought I died
From the grave, totally surprised
Gotcha! Just like the reveal of Emrakul
Ashiok, same shenanigans
Daxos back, don’t kill me again
Satyr, now we’re just waiting on Xenagos

Polukranos
I’m having deja vu, we’ve already seen you
Bootleg hydra
Sagas return, Shadowspear
Pokemon basics
Unnamed heroic, omens
Maze of Inflation

Achilles heel, Pandora’s box and minotaur
Thirst for meaning will make a big splash in pauper
and Gary returns not just in our dreams
Titans have really low CMCs
Enchantment pod, enchantment clone, enchantment flames
One new character appears enchantment obsessed
Nightmare conquered

Nykthos nerfed, worst lotus to date
Klothys’s turf, DRS update
Think twice, can’t draw two without a huge graveyard
THB, help the standard scene
Dear wizards, please stop nerfing green
No chance, maybe I’ll just go play pioneer

Escape your fate
Lead designer J.J., Theros replay

Escape your fate


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Original song: Bring Me to Life by Evanescence.



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