Calvinists are not saved. Cover song.

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Jesse Knight's cover of 'Calvinists Are Not Saved'.
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Original cover by jacksmack77: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNxGUSbH_T8.

Standing in line on Judgment Day
Waiting for the God of Calvinism to say
That I did a good job
But then the real Jesus hurries by
And stares at me like I’m an unsaved guy
And He damns my soul to hell

‘Cause Calvinists are not saved
And that’s just the way it is
Calvinists are reprobates
And some things will never change
Calvinists are not saved
It’s the way it is
Calvinists are a bunch of stupid idiots
And no, I don’t believe that they’re saved

Hey there stupid Calvinists
You can’t go where the others go
Because you guys are not saved like they are
You trusted in your TULIP instead of Jesus Christ
Now you get to burn in hell forevermore

‘Cause Calvinists are not saved
And that’s just the way it is
Calvinists are reprobates
And some things will never change
Calvinists are not saved
And that’s just the way it is
Calvinists are a bunch of stupid idiots
And no, I don’t believe that they’re saved

Calvinists are not saved
Now I gave the Gospel to a Calvinist the other day
He rejected it and said he would go his own way
He called it easy believism
And said he wasn’t saved
I said, ‘No duh, you stupid Calvinist
‘I already knew that.’

‘Cause Calvinists are not saved
And that’s just the way it is
Calvinists are reprobates
And some things will never change
Calvinists are not saved
And that’s just the way it is
Calvinists are a bunch of stupid idiots
And I don’t believe that they’re saved







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