Cassetteboy - The Iraq War
43'We may see the Equaliser' - from 'Carry on Breathing'
Politics Segments from 'Dead Horse'
'7 Minutes after the Equaliser' from 'Carry on Breating'
By Cassetteboy.
'Lyrics':
If he can deliver a good ball in, we may see the equaliser!
*Theme to The Equaliser*
It's the equaliser! And that is the equaliser!
And that's the equaliser!
That WAS predictable.
It's all SO predictable.
So relentlessly predictable!
Hello, this week I'm going to be interviewing the Prime Minister Tony Blair!
Prime Minister, is there anything you'd like to apologise for?
*sad tune*
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
I feel desperately sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sorry, but I cannot apologise, for the Iraq war!
'Sorry, seems to be the hardest word!'
The President of the United States and, I, are murderous gangsters, responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, but I cannot apologise!
Do people not come to you and say 'we think, Prime Minister, you - are - a - cunt'?
Yes, I suppose I've had my fair share of those.
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We take you now, to Washington!
*thundercracks*
*dramatic music*
Here is Mr. Bush.
Thank you all! I'm honoured to be here tonight, I hope this will not require military action.
Tonight I wanna take a few minutes to discuss a great threat to peace.
While there are my dangers in the world, my administration, gathers the most serious dangers of our age, in one place, the United States.
American weapons of mass destruction are controlled by a murderous tyrant - a ruthless and aggressive dictator, capable of killing millions.
And members of the United Nations Security Council agree, that my administration is a threat to peace, and that America speaks with violence, and aggression, and deadly gasses.
In the last year alone, the American military has fired upon British pilots, more than 750 times.
Al Qeada members, and the United States military, are different faces, of the same evil.
Iraq is a land rich in, resources. America WANTS the oil - and that's why America is challenging all nations to terror, and murder.
The situation could hardly get worse, for world security.
We will act with allies at our side, all war criminals, and we will blackmail the world - using murder as a tool of terror, and control.
I cannot be trusted!
I cannot be trusted!
I cannot be trusted!
And we will blackmail the world.
I'm prayin' for George Bush to die!
I'm prayin' for George, I'm prayin' for George, I'm prayin' for George Bush to die!
*laughter*
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Now, stay with CNN today for complete coverage of the impeachment moves against, US President George W. Bush!
(Just a perfect day...)
British police say, they have imprisoned, the Prime Minister, for two years at a US military base in Cuba!
(Just a perfect day...)
Washington says Mr. Bush's government are mercenaries, and they could face, the death penalty!
(Just a perfect day...)
The International Atomic Energy Agency has praised, the United States, for dismantling its' nuclear weapons program!
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Seven minutes after the equaliser, it's the equaliser, for the second time!
*The Equaliser theme plays again*
What a surprise.
Kind of what I expected!
Mm-hmm!