Chickens, maybe? Farming Simulator 22 part whatever
590I've got a screenshot I captured when editing a bunch of these episodes which was just after I buy chickens. The screenshot is the one you can probably just about make out in the thumbnail if you can be bothered to look. Might not be the right screenshot but the image is pretty good. Or it would be if I hadn't covered it with big yellow text (this colour is known as "clickbait yellow" btw). So, we have a Schrodinger's Chicken idea here. This episode may or may not include chicken purchasing. I can't be bothered to find out either way, can you? In the event this one does not include chickens, spoiler alert - I buy chickens in the next episode, probably.
Farm Simulator 22, it's an emotional chuffin rollercoaster.
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Okay, that's a total lie, it's a link graveyard. It is however delivered with the kind of panache you have come to expect.
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(*) - Today's secret: Chickens are a massive non event anyway, no idea why I've built them up to this degree, but here we are.
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