Chivalry Lore Summarized in 8 Minutes
1In the Year of our Lord 2016+9, many stone-worshippers that find themselves in this God-forsaken repository of knowledge (see: USELESS) are interested in their forefathers and their lineage they desecrate. They speak names of their betters of which they know none. Argon I, Argon II, Danum, Malric, Feydrid, etc. For those of ye who wish to know more than Red and Blue fight Yellow!!!!!, this be not fer the faint of heart! Enter at ye own risk!
Don't forget about Torn Banner's skeleton in the closet, Pete, who designed with a loving hand the animal of which we take for granted, the common swine. If you find yourself defending King and Country from those disgusting pagans and end up delighting at a swine's backside, fear no more.
This should be everything, from Medieval Warfare, to Chivalry I and II, even if Torn Banner does it leave a little... sparse. Agatha, Mason, and Tenosia.
I was getting bugged to do this, and didn't sleep well before recording, so hopefully my pissed off tone sets the mood for you.