Crapto Currency

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Published on January 28, 2025 1:30:53 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKr_Z2dW6yM

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Crapto: A Toilet Paper Alternative?

This song takes a humorous and cynical look at the world of cryptocurrency. From meme coins to mining, it explores the hype, the risks, and the absurdity of the digital gold rush. But it also raises some serious questions about the future of money and the value we place on it. So, if you're ready to laugh, think, and maybe even headbang a little, crank up the volume and enjoy the ride!

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[Intro]
I gotta get me some cryptocurrency
People say there is a big urgency
Digital money is all the rage
money grubbers write it in their ledger page

[Verse 1]
Meme coin, meme coin, all your money purloin
People think it's real all because of a spiel.
A smooth talker got on stage
Now your money's on ledger page.

[Chorus]
When the world's on fire and the banks all crash,
at least with a dollar, you can still wipe your ass.

[Verse 2]
Meme coin, meme coin, price goes boing, boing,
One day it's up, the next it's going going.
When the world's on fire and the banks all crash,
At least with a dollar, you have a stash.

[Bridge]
Crypto started at one cent, A guy in mommy's basement,
Got no job, but a clever mind, Wrote some code, he was in a bind.
Now he's laughing, counting his gains,
While others feel those digital pains.

[Chorus]
When the world's on fire and the banks all crash,
at least with a dollar, you can still wipe your ass.

[Verse 3]
Mining, mining, all the time,
Electricity bill 500 and a dime.
Thought I'd strike it rich, a digital gold mine,
Just plug in the computer to a power line
They promised fortunes, a decentralized craze,
But mining's just sitting and waiting in a daze.

[Verse 4]
Crypto is garbage less than vaporware
They are fooling chumps and don't even care.
So if you want real value, to be really bold
Invest in platinum, silver or gold.

[Chorus]
When the world's on fire and the banks all crash,
at least with a dollar, you can still wipe your ass.

[Outro]
Meme coin, meme coin, price goes boing, boing,
Meme coin, meme coin, price goes boing, boing,