Crossout ► Live Stream Archive ¦ Gorillalike + HOWL clan Trolling
60One of the funniest streams ever, read the storyline below:
Once upon a time, there was a little monkey, but he thought he is big and bad, so he called himself "Gorillalike", hoping that his name strikes fear into other monkeys, but nobody cared and everyone just laughed at him .. he then cried out HOWLING like a hurt little puppy. His HOWL was heard by the HOWL cult of trolls and he was then invited into the cult called HOWL.
So the little monkey tried to be like a big bad wolf and joined the cult, but nobody took him seriously, everyone still laughed at his failures. He then got himself a really big and yellow banana, because a real gorilla told him that if you tip the big yellow banana in chocolate pudding, then it's like a boostbar that will make him roar like a monster, but an evil trickster pulled an evil trick on him and replaced his chocolate pudding with brown salty poop, he tipped his banana in the salty poop and took a huuuge bite, thinking it will make him a real gorilla, but oh dear! .. he did not like the brown salty poop at all ... ever since that day, he is the saltiest monkey of them all.
He doesn't have any real skills or friends and he is jealous of people who have real skills or friends, so he is very sad, angry and salty and seeking attention by trolling people and trying to ruin their happy lives.
Today his path crossed with the mighty Sethioz and he decided to try his luck with trolling. Even tho Sethioz offered him sweet bananas and candy, he only had the hate and salt to show, so he tried to make Sethioz angry by all means, but he failed over and over ... people started calling him the little fluffy monkey and laughed at him more and more. Then crying out in anger he tried shooting Sethioz's mighty DEVASTATOR TANK, but his pay 2 win 2x scorpion hover build failed him and instead he got shot straight into the face by the mighty DEVASTATOR TANK and then, half broken and defenseless, he ran with his tail between his legs ... scared, scared the little monkey was.
Hurt, defeated and in despair .. he then HOWLED to his cult for help! HOWL cult rushed to his help and joined him in his journey of trolling .. but even the entire cult was not enough to match the MIGHT of SETHIOZ!
Sethioz defeated the salty fluffy monkey and the cult of evil howling trolls and rules the Crossout world happily ever after!
Q and A
Q: When is your next stream?
A: Whenever I feel like streaming
Q: Why you play this game and not that?
A: I play whatever I feel like playing, but suggestions are always welcome!
Q: Why did stream cut off?
A: Probably because my ISP (virginmedia) got a poo-poop (it happens very often as they're poopy ISP)
Q: What are your PC specs?
A: Custom built, i7-6700k + liquid cooling, 16gb DDR4 3400mhz Ram, MSI GTX 1080. Reidea custom blank keyboard + 1byone 1-handed keyboard for hotkeys, uTechsmart MMO gaming mouse, Asus PB287Q 4k monitor + bunch of other stuff!
Q: Whahaha omg you suck whahha
A: That wasn't a question you squeezy lemon!
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