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The Oregon Trail (1971)

Duration: 1:25:21

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In this Cache Blasters special, Dan and friends take on the Oregon Trail before Dan departs to Oregon for real.

Also, Dan temporarily drifts out of the time stream and splits into two voices. Don't worry though, he eventually resynchronizes.

Talking points include: Our Favorite Highways, Chris Angel's Grand Theft Oxen, Fjording Rivers, Bobby Shit So Hard He Broke His Leg, Not All LIttle Boys Are British, Meth Bears, It's Called Walla Walla, Almost In The Triple Digits.

And if you somehow made it all the way to the end, (god help you) here's Dan's "YouTube video of internet fame."

There's no describing it, it just has to be shown: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwsXa2J6VKg

P.S. We've left the Oregon Trail music impossibly loud so that viewers get the full experience. We hope you hate it as much as we did.

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