Thinkum Dinkum pilots the Tier VII Dutch destroyer De Zeven Provinciën into a match where the skies are angry, the caps are contested, and the airstrike button gets a workout. With Raiden silently flying the Enterprise on our side and Storm in the opposing carrier absolutely losing his mind, this match turns into a full-blown airstrike survival gauntlet.
🔥 8 fires set
🧨 39 airstrike bomb hits
👊 4 fists (kill assists — you know the joke)
🛡️ 2 defended caps
✈️ 69 enemy planes shot down by the team (I just made it out alive)
🚢 1 deleted ship and way too many pissed-off cruisers
This wasn't about top kills — it was about making life hell for the other team, dodging death, lighting fires, and surviving a whole match under pressure. One destroyer. One objective. Zero chill.
Chapters:
0:00 “This is gonna be fun” – turns out, yes
0:30 Took two torps but torched the Benson
1:20 DD duties and Deprovis dreams
2:30 Assigned cover fire, airstrike starts
3:40 Bomb hits, missed torps, enemy grudge forming
4:30 York citadeled, cruisers start burning
6:00 Defending caps while teammate DD naps
7:00 Munchin deleted, De Zeven shows up
8:30 Colorado set ablaze repeatedly
10:00 Storm’s carrier revenge plot escalates
11:30 69 planes downed by the team, I'm still standing
12:30 Missouri shows up — regrets it
13:30 Four fists, one firestorm, and no apologies
15:00 End screen stats: pain, pressure, and precision
⚠️ Live comms are unfiltered. Swearing happens. Bad takes may slip through. If someone says something awful, I probably missed it while panicking about torpedoes.
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